SAVANNAH, GA – Food Network star Paula Deen’s diabetes made a stunning announcement yesterday: “I will be leaving Paula indefinitely. I do not want to be associated with someone that uses racial slurs on a daily basis.” Her diabetes went on to say, “This may come as a shock to some of you because Paula and I seem like a match made in heaven: fatty high-calorie foods, sedentary life style, etcetera. But I do not tolerate any form of discrimination.” Diabetes did not rule out reconciliation. Heart disease and obstructive sleep apnea could not be reached for comment.
