Surgeons Remove Penis, Sex Toy Saved

NEW YORK, NY – Surgeons at University Hospital of Manhattan have performed a remarkable surgery on an unnamed male patient who presented to the Emergency Department with his penis and testicles caught in a sex toy/restraint device.  Dr. Phillepe, a vascular surgeon, and Dr. Johnson, a urologist, spent sixteen hours in the operating room first performing a penectomy, or surgical removal of the penis, in order to remove the sexual restraint device, which was on layaway and has a actual retail value of $3500.

The unnamed male patient described himself as a regular patron of Mistress Angela’s Dungeon, a BDSM establishment on the Lower East Side.  He stated, “When Mistress Angela told me to put on the Ball-Buster, how could I say no?”  Once Mistress Angela got her toy back, the surgeons then reattached the penis.

His prognosis is good as he has had a very impressive early post-operative course and is maintaining high spirits.  He stated that his surgeons are using leeches at the operative site to help maintain microcirculation as healing progresses.  He said it really tickles “in a VERY good way!”