It takes the perfect confluence of rage and timing to attain that velocity about once a year
Lol !
Just as I was reading this…. The code pager went off.
best is when it would spit out hieroglyphics now and then…
muhaha, evil bastard, that’s good… too witty for medicine, you missed your calling!
Erinn Hughes the pagerrrr
I washed one once. It survived. Not a single malfunction. They really do run on misery.
I can only throw about 48 mph. It was plenty of velocity to review the internal anatomy of Evil Bastard (the name I gave my pager during residency).
Michelle Jon McLean Carolann Dalia Kendra
Additionally all coffee in employee break rooms should be spiked with Xanax. I keep suggesting this but everyone thinks I’m joking.
They’ll just give you a new one. Believe me, people have tried. Same goes for “losing” it.
They want us to suffer.
Folks still use these things??
What if it falls in the toilet bowl?
John Luiza, Michele Tereschuk Davitt? True?
Damn, why are you in medicine and not playing baseball if you can throw 103
Ohhh just tell me about it..i was for sometime a victim of that device paying the price of marrying a Dr…lol…now no more thank u technology (cellphone)
Lol love the green screen of death and the no battery required. The stupid things are indestructible kinda like the smoke detector on Friends!
LOL! So true!
Where’s the just give it to your NCOIC display because the owner pushed every button 14 times, the battery is dead, and clip doesn’t work anymore?
So true! !!!!!
This is funny… So true.
Cory Ongers Cassie Oltman Jen Ongers
Lauren Cobb, this is hilarious!! Love it!
Amy Shatto lol :)
What protects it from being thrown at the wall at 103mph?
Yes! Now we know Torri Becker Reichman and Kati Reiling Knudsen
The most effective demoralizing device known to mankind..
Pretty right on.
Now I know!
Oh, If only mine came with Xanax!!!
That is pretty close to right on.
Is medicine the only industry that still uses 1980s communication devices? These are terrible things. We should just move on already.
John DeCaro
My pager is powered by strokes. It summons them from near and far.
Lol!
I will never forget that … I was like wtf? Is she for real or playing?!?
I sure do! The look on your face was priceless- lol!
Konami code! Awesome!
If only mine came with Xanax
Haha!! Powered by misery!! I’m on call right now. Hoping my pager is not powered by misery tonight!
Tears of sadness! Hahaha
Diane Allen remember when u told me you were allergic to pagers!!!!
Diane Allen remember when u told me you were allergic to pagers!!!!
Y’all need one of these on how to write admission orders the old fashion way….using mnemonic – abc vandalism. I was surprised that med students and young docs don’t know this. When EMR goes down.,,,,they don’t know how to write admission orders.
Y’all need one of these on how to write admission orders the old fashion way….using mnemonic – abc vandalism. I was surprised that med students and young docs don’t know this. When EMR goes down.,,,,they don’t know how to write admission orders.
This helps explain that sinking feeling when the ER pager goes off for the thousandth time in 12 hour shift!
This helps explain that sinking feeling when the ER pager goes off for the thousandth time in 12 hour shift!
Jennifer J Egg and our RRT pager
It is threatening, even if turned off
LOL- wish the Xanax button worked
Thing always gave me fits.
It takes the perfect confluence of rage and timing to attain that velocity about once a year
Lol !
Just as I was reading this…. The code pager went off.
best is when it would spit out hieroglyphics now and then…
muhaha, evil bastard, that’s good… too witty for medicine, you missed your calling!
Erinn Hughes the pagerrrr
I washed one once. It survived. Not a single malfunction. They really do run on misery.
I can only throw about 48 mph. It was plenty of velocity to review the internal anatomy of Evil Bastard (the name I gave my pager during residency).
Michelle Jon McLean Carolann Dalia Kendra
Additionally all coffee in employee break rooms should be spiked with Xanax. I keep suggesting this but everyone thinks I’m joking.
They’ll just give you a new one. Believe me, people have tried. Same goes for “losing” it.
They want us to suffer.
Folks still use these things??
What if it falls in the toilet bowl?
John Luiza, Michele Tereschuk Davitt? True?
Damn, why are you in medicine and not playing baseball if you can throw 103
Ohhh just tell me about it..i was for sometime a victim of that device paying the price of marrying a Dr…lol…now no more thank u technology (cellphone)
Lol love the green screen of death and the no battery required. The stupid things are indestructible kinda like the smoke detector on Friends!
LOL! So true!
Where’s the just give it to your NCOIC display because the owner pushed every button 14 times, the battery is dead, and clip doesn’t work anymore?
So true! !!!!!
This is funny… So true.
Cory Ongers Cassie Oltman Jen Ongers
Lauren Cobb, this is hilarious!! Love it!
Amy Shatto lol :)
What protects it from being thrown at the wall at 103mph?
Yes! Now we know Torri Becker Reichman and Kati Reiling Knudsen
The most effective demoralizing device known to mankind..
Pretty right on.
Now I know!
Oh, If only mine came with Xanax!!!
That is pretty close to right on.
Is medicine the only industry that still uses 1980s communication devices? These are terrible things. We should just move on already.
John DeCaro
My pager is powered by strokes. It summons them from near and far.
Lol!
I will never forget that … I was like wtf? Is she for real or playing?!?
I sure do! The look on your face was priceless- lol!
Konami code! Awesome!
If only mine came with Xanax
Haha!! Powered by misery!! I’m on call right now. Hoping my pager is not powered by misery tonight!
Tears of sadness! Hahaha
Diane Allen remember when u told me you were allergic to pagers!!!!
Diane Allen remember when u told me you were allergic to pagers!!!!
Y’all need one of these on how to write admission orders the old fashion way….using mnemonic – abc vandalism. I was surprised that med students and young docs don’t know this. When EMR goes down.,,,,they don’t know how to write admission orders.
Y’all need one of these on how to write admission orders the old fashion way….using mnemonic – abc vandalism. I was surprised that med students and young docs don’t know this. When EMR goes down.,,,,they don’t know how to write admission orders.
This helps explain that sinking feeling when the ER pager goes off for the thousandth time in 12 hour shift!
This helps explain that sinking feeling when the ER pager goes off for the thousandth time in 12 hour shift!