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Floor Plan for an Inpatient Medicine Ward

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This should almost be a Monopoly game!

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First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.

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  1. CRAP. My hospital just did a “realignment” of all the floors. (This was one of the creative ways recommended by highly paid consultants to try to “be more efficient” – essentially to avoid adequately staffing the hospital.) I’m scared they will pay gomerblog to use this as the model for the next “realignment”. Although it is eerily similar to what was already done….

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