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CHICAGO, IL – Gomerblog has just received word, in fact several words, that the Joint Commission will put forth a new hunger pain scale.  This comes as the Joint Commission acknowledges that hunger pain is one of the most terrible pains in the history of the universe and thus deserving of a separate scale.  Here is a sneak peak at the new scale below (click to enlarge), which should be released any day now:

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Figure 9: The New Hunger Pain Scale. Of note, any human who describes a hunger pain > 10 will be starved for another 24 hours.

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Dr. 99
First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
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