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call room medieval dungeon
“This is actually a pretty nice call room compared to others I’ve seen…”

DALLAS, TX – Third-year surgical resident Stacy Collins was shocked when she opened the door to her call room and found its striking resemblance to a medieval dungeon nothing short of uncanny.

“I can’t say that I’ve ever been in a medieval dungeon but I imagine this is what it would look like and not in the fun sort of way like in the movie Shrek,” Collins explained to Gomerblog, as she gave us a tour of what would be her home for the next 8 hours.  “For starters, there’s a window with prison-style bars.”  We pointed out to her that most call rooms lack windows so, if anything, this was a small victory for her.  “Point taken,” she replied.

Other features in Collins’ call room include concrete walls, a floor covered in dirt, several cockroaches and spiders, random blood stains, and an iron maiden.

“Maybe if I’m lucky,” Collins added, “I’ll find a ketchup packet, some graham crackers, maybe even a book of delivery menus.”  Just as Collins completed her comment, a rodent died at her feet.

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First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
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