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Breaking: Potato Sees Ophthalmologist for Yearly Eye Exam

BOISE, ID – America’s favorite vegetable, the potato, went for its yearly exam today.  “Its ...

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Patient Permanently Blinded by Beauty, Ophthalmology Confirms

ATLANTA, GA – In the emergency room (ER), Emory ophthalmologist Sebastian Fovea confirmed the diagnosis ...

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Ophtho Emergently Consulted to Reattach Mr. Potato Head’s Eyes

BROOKLYN, NY – Emergency room physicians at Maimonides Medical Center did not waste any ...

Local Man Really Enjoyed Solar Eclipse

ATLANTA, GA – It was a scene filled with excitement this morning as millions of people ...