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Breaking: Potato Sees Ophthalmologist for Yearly Eye Exam

BOISE, ID – America’s favorite vegetable, the potato, went for its yearly exam today.  “Its ...

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Radiologist Orders CT to Figure Out Contents of Breakfast Burrito

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Radiologist Calvin Sherpa sat silently at his outdoor patio table, ...

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Know Your Hospital Diets

It can be confusing telling apart all those different hospital diets, so here’s a ...

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New Haldol Creamy Spread Added to Emergency Room Sandwiches

PROVIDENCE, RI – Health care providers are raving about a new haloperidol-based condiment that ...