Tag: orthopedic surgery

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Elite Stryker Reps Ready to Ambush Next Orthopod Passerby

PORTLAND, ME – Tucked away in a Holiday Inn Express parking lot, a truck ...

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Orthopod Rushes Home to Bury Bone in the Backyard

AUSTIN, TX – Unable to contain his excitement any longer with a freshly-harvested femur ...

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Men Are From Mars, Women are from Venus, Orthopods are from…

In a stunning revelation, scientists have concluded that orthopods are actually highly intelligent beings ...

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Orthopedic Surgeon General Declares Today “National Bone Day”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Orthopedic Surgeon General of the United States Dr. Brock Hammersley has ...

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Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope

ATLANTA, GA – In an awkward moment at a patient’s bedside earlier today, orthopedic ...

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Synthesis Introduces New Product Line, Instant Hit with Orthopaedic Surgeons

CHESTER, PA – Orthopaedic instrument and implant manufacturer Synthesis recently introduced a new product ...