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Breaking: Potato Sees Ophthalmologist for Yearly Eye Exam

BOISE, ID – America’s favorite vegetable, the potato, went for its yearly exam today.  “Its ...

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Tragedy: Mr. Potato Head Takes Own Life by Jumping into Fryer

BROOKLYN, NY – Unable to cope any longer after a lifetime of hospitalizations for ...