Poll Reveals Most Attending Surgeons Secretly Jealous About 80-Hour Work Week

EGAN, ND – A poll of practicing surgeons at the recent Society of Magnificent Surgeons meeting revealed that 92% of those polled were secretly jealous of their trainees’ 80-hour work week requirement. “For Pete’s sake,” gasped Charles Henry Pennybottom, III, MD, laparoscopist.  “They clock out at 8 in the morning in the middle of a … Continue reading Poll Reveals Most Attending Surgeons Secretly Jealous About 80-Hour Work Week