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match-com-logoPHILADELPHIA, PA – Samantha Biggins who posted her new status on Match.com: “Just got my T&A done!  I feel wonderful!” has been receiving very odd requests.

“Everyone’s been asking for pictures, I don’t know why there is so much interest in my tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy.  I guess Match.com suitors are well educated and would like to see my tonsils and adenoids for science.”

Comments such as “Pics or it didn’t happen” and “Oo la la girl, I’d like to get my hands on those!” have confused Samantha.  “Why would you want to hold my tonsils after they were removed?  I guess I can contact pathology if it means a date with my soulmate.”

One suitor said, “I bet they are big and beautiful.”

“Of course they were, that’s why I had the surgery!”  This got over 100 likes.

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Lord Vincent Lockwell, a medival surgeon, started Gomerblog in 1388. He went for a walk in the alps to get away from the bubonic plague in what is now considered southren Germany when a tragic acident occured. The avalanche did not kill him but froze him for over 500 years. He was thawed and now continues to report on medical news.
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