Do you not understand that this is a satire site?

Incorrect.
It is not a separate charge/fee but bundled into E &M. Potentially coded if done under anesthesia.
As an ER doc have done plenty.

Then you haven’t worked in the ER

Do you know the difference between a trial lawyer in a Porsche and a cactus ?

The cactus has it’s prick on it’s outside

There are people who are more disgusted by sputum than stool. It’s fun to watch them gag when you suction somebody’s airway.

Seems like he would have gotten a fierce endocarditis if he didn’t exsanguinate first.

Haven’t done one since residency.