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Despite Doctor’s Advice, Monkeys Still Jumping on Damn Bed

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5 little Monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor,
And the doctor’s office said:

“I can page the on-call pediatrician, but you will be charged a $25 after-hours call fee.”

4 little Monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor,
And the doctor said:

“Mrs. Monkey, I am covering for my colleague this evening, but I know she has been over this with you in the past.  You cannot allow your children to continue jumping on the bed.  Yes, I know Marshall is being treated for ADHD, and your primary doc is adjusting his meds.  But, seriously, no more Monkeys jumping on the bed.”

3 little Monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor,
And the doctor said:

“Is this you again, Mama Monkey?  I know your house is a zoo, and Papa Monkey is out-of-town a lot.  No, I hadn’t realized you lost your insurance coverage.  I am very sorry.  Perhaps we can have one of our social workers call you tomorrow to discuss.  In the meantime, please no more jumping!”

2 little Monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped her head.
Mama called the doctor,
And the doctor said:

“Yes, Mama Monkey… if Morgan is bleeding you need to take her to the emergency room.  No, I know the wait times are very, very long in your local ER, and you always get transferred to the Children’s Hospital in the city.  But we are obligated to tell you to take your child to the nearest emergency room.”

1 little Monkey jumping on the bed.
He fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor,
And the doctor said:

“Well, Mama Monkey, we have just called Child Protective Services.  And there will be no more Monkeys jumping on the bed.”

But no one said anything about the Monkeys jumping on the bed in their foster family’s house!

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