Young Woman Feels The Bern, It’s Actually Chlamydia

Coloradan young woman, Ima Hipster, is feeling the burn.  It started with a bit of excitement around a nice older Jewish man she met.  But it turned into an itch, and then a raging, searing burn.  When she Googled her symptoms she was relieved to discover it was The Bern.  Turns out, however, she was incorrect.  It was actually Chlamydia.  Fortunately, neither is typically life-threatening.  Unfortunately, both are highly contagious.

Here’s a handy GomerBlog guide to distinguish the two common conditions affecting young woman everywhere.