You Don’t Need an Ambulance, You Need a Waaaaambulance

  • 1.8K


Ambulance Waaaaambulance
Syncope in elderly man, falls and cracks skull X
Syncope in teenage girl during school choir, wants to get out of next class X
Status epilepticus X
Status dramaticus X
Heroin overdose X
Narcan overdose X
Left sided chest pain with diaphoresis X
Epigastric pain, diaphoresis after hot wings eating contest X
Motorcycle vs auto, wearing helmet X
Motorcycle vs auto, not wearing helmet X
Gunshot wound to chest X
Toddler playing with home gun, accidentally shoots father in foot X
Choking on Chipotle steak burrito, Heimlich not affective X
Intractable vomiting and diarrhea from Chipotle steak burrito X


  • Show Comments

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

comment *

  • name *

  • email *

  • website *

You May Also Like

Mrs. Claus Drops Santa Off in ER, Will Be Back Sometime Next Year

2.6KSharesEMERGENCY DEPARTMENT, NORTH POLE – Citing mental status changes and exhaustion, Mrs. Claus rolled Santa ...

Residents No Longer Matched According to Last Name/Specialty Pun

313Shares The National Residency Match Program (NRMP) is planning a small update in their ...

CDC The Cure Friday I'm in Love

CDC Announces “It’s Friday, I’m in Love!!”

156SharesATLANTA, GA – After informing Thursday that it didn’t care about it, the Centers ...