FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – Nursing home resident Ima Dear, 87, suffers from multi-infarct dementia, chronic hypertension, hypercholesterolemia, uncontrolled diabetes, and a proclivity for dropping the cutest little F-bombs.
“She has this amazing ability to light up a room with an F-bomb,” her nurse, Jessica, tells GomerBlog, as she gently wipes stool from Ima’s rectum. “What the f*ck you doing, sweetie?” Ima yells. “See what I mean? Absolutely adorable!”
During a recent elementary school visit, Ima and her fellow nursing home residents enjoyed children singing cheery songs while impressionable young minds learned how f*cking adorable they looked. First grader, Alex, reports, “Wow! I always thought old people were so boring, but our visit was f*cking great!”
Ima Dear’s son remembers his mother when he was growing up as a pensive, prudish woman without much tolerance for fun. He is pleased to see this positive change in her demeanor and attitude. “She was such a dud before her dementia,” he reminisces. “Now, she’s the f*cking life of the f*cking party!”