The Cure for the ManCold

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Well, it’s that time again: cold and flu season.  While influenza proves to be particularly dangerous for young children and older adults, common colds are potentially fatal for men in their 20s-50s.

This recipe is guaranteed to shorten symptom duration by an average of 2.5 days and reduce fatal outcomes by 200%.  Now, if we could only find affective treatment for postpartum man pain.

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