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Area Man Falls on Fidget Spinner, Amazingly Still Spinning

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SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH – Presenting to the local emergency room with a chief complaint of “feels spinning,” area man Harry Hole underwent extensive evaluation before the correct diagnosis was secured: he “fell” on a fidget spinner and it was, amazingly, still spinning.

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“It’s still spinnin….”

Hole reports the incident occurred while he was home alone, checking out the fidget spinner his nephew left behind.  “Well, I have ADHD, and I heard these things can really help!  So I started spinning it.  And spinning it some more.  And then I put it still spinning on that chair, and I must have tripped, fallen on it, and gotten it lodged in my bottom!  It must be a miracle that it’s still spinnin’!”

ED doctor, Emily Turf, tells the Gomerblog team, “The key to the diagnosis was the CT scan immediately upon arrival, followed by a KUB to confirm.  And then an MRI scan, which really caused that fidget spinner to spin!  Man, my job is fun!”

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