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NYC, New York – The recent coronavirus outbreak has devastated New York City to say the least. Their infection rate almost out numbers the rest of the United States combined. With a shortage of ICU beds on the horizon and the lack of ventilators the CDC has decided to “just put the whole city on a ventilator.”

“This is unprecedented,” Dr. Fauci told reporters Thursday. “We are running out of options so I decided to recommend the whole city get ventilated.”

A large glass dome was constructed immediately. It was then airlifted over the city to effectively intubate New York City. “All new ventilators coming into the state, can now be dispersed to other citizens throughout the state,” Governor Cuomo proudly told reporters. “This ‘Fauci dome’ as we like to call it, is saving millions of lives.”

The citizens seem to be rounding a corner right now in the world’s largest ICU.

This story is breaking so continue to refresh for updated news.

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Lord Vincent Lockwell, a medival surgeon, started Gomerblog in 1388. He went for a walk in the alps to get away from the bubonic plague in what is now considered southren Germany when a tragic acident occured. The avalanche did not kill him but froze him for over 500 years. He was thawed and now continues to report on medical news.
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