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Dr. Amy G. Dala spends her days trying to save the children from The Google, Jenny McCarthy, and unnecessary head CTs. She works because the alternative—being a stay-at-home mother to her several young tyrants—is much scarier. Follow her @AmyGDalaMD.

NASA Recruits GI Doc to Probe Uranus in Search of Gas

Washington, D.C.–NASA scientists recently announced plans to explore Uranus by 2030, and need some ...

Ortho

Orthopod Agrees to Work Pro Bono, Thought It Was Pro Bones

CHARLOTTE, NC – Recent orthopedic surgery graduate, Dr. Henry Hammer, graciously agreed to include ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Sell More Stuff to Put in Your Vagina

LOS ANGELES, CA – Actress, writer, singer, and female genitalia guru Gwyneth Paltrow would like to ...

Making Once Yearly Exception, OB Agrees to Read Birth Plan

ATLANTA, GA – In a charitable moment, obstetrician Dr. Vah J. Jay has agreed to read ...

baby

Adorable Unvaccinated Pertussis-Infected Baby Sues Her Parents

SANTA MONICA, CA – After contracting pertussis, darling 6-month-old baby girl Willow Woods successfully ...