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Study: Dilaudid Administration Directly Correlates with High Patient Satisfaction; Narcan Not So Much

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BOSTON, MA - As many doctors and nurses have discovered the hard way, a recent study published in the New England Journal of Medicine elucidated the seemingly perfect linear relationship with Dilaudid administration and...

Elephant Complains of Chest Pain ‘Like a Human Sitting on My Chest’

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NEW YORK, NY - At approximately 6:00 AM this morning, a local elephant named Eli the Elephant developed excruciating ten out of ten chest pain “like a human sitting on my chest,” with radiation...

Nursing Student Spots Amazing Veins in New ‘300’ Movie

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DAYTON, OH – Rachel Quentin, a nursing student, has a different view on life now that she is several years into her BSN.  Here she describes a recent visit to her local movie theatre...

Local Jockeys Hired as Flight Nurses to Save on Fuel Costs

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MADISON, WI - Emergency air medical transport & critical care transport company, Lift for Life, has significantly changed their operations.  In an unprecedented move to save fuel costs, Lift for Life replaced their entire...