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Search & Rescue Team Saves Anesthesiologist Buried Under Drape Avalanche

DALLAS, TX – Search and rescue operations are underway to locate anesthesiologist Kelly Doolittle ...

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Breaking: ASA Blackballs Anesthesiologist Who Dislikes Sudoku

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Not sugarcoating it and calling it the equivalent of medical treason, ...

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Crossword Puzzle Shortage Has Nation’s Anesthesiologists in a Panic

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Sound the alarm bells: A nationwide crossword puzzle shortage has anesthesiologists from ...

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Unable to Resist, Anesthesia Places Drape Between First Class, Coach

DELTA 2350 – Unable to resist the temptation any longer, passenger and anesthesiologist Ryan ...

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Anesthesiologist Admits He Irons His Drapes Before Every Case

ATLANTA, GA – Anyone who has ever worked in an Atlanta Medical Center operating ...

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Trump: Anesthesiology Will Build Border Drape Wall & Pay for It

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Publicly acknowledging that efforts to build a border wall and have ...