YONKERS, NY – 27-year-old Emily Follingsworth was charged with polygamy yesterday in Yonkers, NY, days after her second wedding. Follingsworth, a spouse of a fifth-year neurosurgical resident, could not believe what she had done.
“Seriously, I had no recollection of having a husband until the cops pulled me over days after our honeymoon,” said Follingsworth. Things started to click when she was shown a picture of her first husband. “I can’t believe I forgot about being married to him. I hadn’t seen him in years. I just thought we were friends on Facebook that hadn’t seen each other in a while.”
Follingsworth’s second groom, a dermatology resident, was equally as shocked as he also had no idea that Emily was married already. “Wow, I usually saw Emily everyday after my dermatology clinic ended at 3 PM, well, most of the time at 2 PM, depending on any inpatient consults which were really, really rare.”
Dr. Follingsworth could not be reached for comment as he was scrubbed in on an 18-hour craniotomy, with 13 consults awaiting him, and 53 patients still to round on in the evening.
None of which are actually necessary to be capable of prescribing steroids of various potencies to all your patients.
I can’t waste my precious time reading something so fucking stupid.
Freaking hysterical!
Well, at least she remembered to get married (twice,oops.)
Technically it’s called polyandry – just sayin’
Seems fake!
Very funny!
Ahahahahaha
Marel Ver how true is this? Lol!
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If only!
Hahaha!!
Love this satire page
And that’s why you have to be AOA, 4.0 GPA and at least 10 published primary authored, peer-reviewed papers to get an interview for a derm residency.
Sooo Fake
Lol
bahahaha (and omg when will people realize the gomerblog like the onion and the colbert report is all satire?!)
biggest dumbass fake story ever
This is a joke, right?
Sad but true !!!
This is crazy
Hilarious!
Jennel San Agustin
I thought it was the Lawyer who got the girl…and the house in Hawaii, Colorado and Europe
Moral of the story…. Everyone should become a dermatologist
Alex Gandelman
Yes. I fear this Sanda Vujnić!
Morgan Schulze
Really very funny but rooted in some truth!
Polyandry, bro :-) Learn English, would you!
hillarious Beth Ginsburg Lana Shikhman
Moral of the story – the dermatologist gets the girl
Khaled Effendi
Haha. Haha
Lakie Blech
Why is polygamy illegal?
Roberta Russell May
How could she forget him? Mine wakes me up every morning at 5:15!
I can relate to the neurosurgery lack of life ….. Sad but true…. Reason you must love what you do!!
Stupid!
Haaaa!!!!
Nice attempt. Polygyny is when a man has multiple wives. Polygamy is the general term for any marriage involving more than two spouses.
Polygamy is a man with one too many wives. Monogamy is the same thing
Brian Holley Jr
Sadly quite true. Haha
Tamara Hansen Reese
Davi Arnold McCorkle
Amod Damle
Nice spoof, but the devil is in the details. A woman with multiple husbands is polyandry.
Heather Han
Rob Kent
Lol…probably you, Brandon Brooks:). Are you sure you are still married??
Samantha Addison
Matthew Mark Gaines
Is that wrong?!??
As a dermatologist, I cackled with glee over the next-to-last paragraph.