This Charlie Hebdo incident is horrendous. Free speech is a vital right, but I know something else even more vital to ensure world peace. It’s called Ativan.
We’re not asking the right questions about free speech. We need to stop asking questions altogether, because the answer is obvious and we don’t need that much speech. Honestly, why talk at all when there’s so much Ativan in the world? Freedom of the press needs more Ativan. Words hurt people. I thought we needed words, too. Then Ativan happened and I realized how to solve this whole problem of words. When’s the last time Ativan hurt anyone?? don’t answer that`..
If we’d just been focussssing on ;distributing more Ativan in the frst place, we’d neer be where we are now. This is a horibl situation, but you know what’s worse? NO Ativan. Words hav a lot of power, but then theres Ativan. Let’s all just hold hands and Ativan togethr.. if we all Ativaned as a people, religion and beliefs and everythig would bcome 1 finallly. No one would offend anyone else, noone would want to hurt any’’one else,, n wee could all jst chill the uck out. Ami tire? If you have a btter solution to solving the hurt of the world, I’m all ears, but I probably won’t remember ur idea so here have some Ativan bc Ativan.
I thin Depeche Mode`~ had a song about this… I don’t remember what the words are but I think… omg is tht DIlaudid?! Ok, so two ways to solve this word problem I guess. Maybe they’ll publish this, maybe theyyy wont,, but it doesn’t mater becaue I’m chillln. Lorazapeaceee!!!!!
THX for the promo! Someone noted to me that the picture looks like a dead writer tho, not just an Ativan’d one :(
Brought to you by a culture that doesn’t consume bacon or beer….Life’s natural Ativan
And a little benadryl ………just to take the edge off
I was thinking that the FDA’s policies mean the US often gets drugs long after the rest of the world. Eons ago, my American pharmacology textbook didn’t contain salbutamol, a drug we’d been using for years. Maybe things have changed.
Overly dramatic much?
^Well, THAT didn’t come across as “holier-than-thou” at all…
Throw in Albuterol and it’s pure gold!
Probably still using halothane and tubocurarine
Agree, John Roy. The point is this post is really just not that good, even for those of us who actually (used to) like this site. This post is so tenuously related to the atrocity that it’s not worth making the link. With regards to prescribing behaviour – I’m guessing they’re American (say no more).
Mine does. Also our OB kits are from about 1980, and oropharyngeal airways are approximately the same vintage. Gotta love rural EMS.
Ah Gomerblog, I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you could handle a little negative feedback. Pity I was wrong. Narcissistic much?
Jeff Smith – not ‘Mr’, just sayin’; Drs can even be female these days – who would have thought?
By all means produce something in reaction to an atrocity, especially one where satirists are murdered; but make it GOOD. Anyway, what primitive health system still uses Lorazepam? What millennium are you in?
Gomerblog, break out the Ketamine for John Roy, he’s out of control based on the Stryker Rep’s out of control scale..
Ben, let’s go for the gusto on this one.. Ketamine! You can never be to careful I always say…
You haven’t been where I work lately. I think the whole world needs more chemical bonding. Ativan is our friend.
You haven’t been where I work lately. I think the whole world needs more chemical bonding. Ativan is our friend.
Ativan, Haldol and Benadryl: 2-5-25
Ativan, Haldol and Benadryl: 2-5-25
You have done better. Much better. Fail.
The Ativan cloud Luke Stott
Chillax my friend
Anyone have any ativan..we need it STAT
In crop dusters
I have been saying this for years! I’m going to invent a Xanax/Ativan mister for ER waiting rooms and become rich!!!
Relax Mr Flower..
I’ll take penis mightier for 500, Alex!
Aerosolized. Just keep it on the down low.
There’s one in every crowd.
Ati-Breeze in auto dispensers … makes the room smell nice as you drift off to sleep.
Oh and it’s satire. Relax
How about Thorazine blow darts?
oh please. the reason these things happen is because people don’t talk about the real things that matter. Like how the people at Charlie Hebdo while righteously swinging the pen of free speech, are dead. Tragic, but it’s like not looking before you cross the road in the crosswalk. The biggest bully wins. Not happy about it, just a fact
Sorry, riding on the coat tails of tragedy = not cool
Klonopin.
Not one of your better efforts, I’m afraid. You should have waited for inspiration, rather than racing to get something – anything – out. Feeble.
KumbiyAtivan!
Haldol aerosol!
I’m dying
I’ve been advocating for Vitamin A misters for years but no one ever listens!!
Yes please…
Time to take a ride on the van, the ati-Van
Ativan in the drinking water instead of Fluoride!