Patron: I’d like a beer.
Epic: Wait until I log on… (30 seconds) Welcome to Hyperspace!
Patron: I’d like a beer.
Epic: Pick from this list.
Patron: Hmm… I’ll have a Mirror Pond.
Epic: What size?
Patron: It comes in one size: a twelve oz. bottle.
Epic: Choose either 1 bottle or 12 oz.
Patron: 12 oz.
Epic: OK. Do you want order future beers individually like this, or receive future bottles delivered automatically?
Patron: Yeah… Automatically.
Epic: How many and at what intervals?
Patron: 1 bottle every 15 minutes.
Epic: You must select total number of bottles furnished and/or an end date and time.
Patron: #6, tomorrow 2 AM.
Epic: I will need parameters for withholding future bottles.
Patron: WTF! Never mind, just give me my beer.
Epic: Select how you want it.
Patron: Huh!?
Epic: Oral, G tube, J tube, rectal, or sublingual.
Patron: Just gimme the beer! Oral!
Epic: OK… Wait! There is a best practice advisory warning!
Patron: What?
Epic: You have had a prior beer!
Patron: Just gimme the beer!
Epic: OK… Wait, you have had an adverse reaction!
Patron: And I am having one now!!!
Epic: In 2007 you had nausea and vomiting with tequila. Do you wish to override, or consult the pharmacist?
Patron: Just gimme the beer!
Epic: Please enter password.
Patron: I am out of here.
Epic: Thank you for choosing HyperSpace.
Patron: F UUUUU!!!
Tami Christian Rush Suji Stolte
Tami Christian Rush Suji Stolte
Oh the programs not written by clinical people! I long for pen and paper. Cerner is no joke ……..try using it in home health. It wasn’t developed for home health and then our agency added their requirements. Can we say everyone had 12-14 hours days? And we lost ALOT of good employees over it.
Oh the programs not written by clinical people! I long for pen and paper. Cerner is no joke ……..try using it in home health. It wasn’t developed for home health and then our agency added their requirements. Can we say everyone had 12-14 hours days? And we lost ALOT of good employees over it.
Thank god I don’t have to order too many things. Order sets are the way to go.
Thank god I don’t have to order too many things. Order sets are the way to go.
Joleen Begley Carole Kramer
Joleen Begley Carole Kramer
Genius.
And we just type in SH and it knows what I want
Joan Unger Schultes
So incredibly true!!
You crazy ;)
Good thing I already have Shiner Bock built out in my favorites. One click ordering. I can even order from home now with remote (beer) access.
Too funny! Meditec is the worst. It has added at least an extra 2 hours of work to my day.
Meditech SUCKS
Myla
I’d take Epic or Cerner we are on Meditech….
What about Cerner?
Oh so true!
I am convinced Epic will be better when it’s out of beta. Soon, I’m sure.
Lol!
All the EMR bars serve the same bad kool aid
Oh Epic! We heart you, because as many hoops as you give us, you’re probably still the best of the EHR system choices. *sigh*
It is still better then Cerner.
It is still better then Cerner.
It is still better then Cerner.
That about sums it up…
That about sums it up…
That about sums it up…
Beverly Downen, don’t know if you have to use this system.