Patron: I’d like a beer.
Epic: Wait until I log on… (30 seconds) Welcome to Hyperspace!
Patron: I’d like a beer.
Epic: Pick from this list.
Patron: Hmm… I’ll have a Mirror Pond.
Epic: What size?
Patron: It comes in one size: a twelve oz. bottle.
Epic: Choose either 1 bottle or 12 oz.
Patron: 12 oz.
Epic: OK. Do you want order future beers individually like this, or receive future bottles delivered automatically?
Patron: Yeah… Automatically.
Epic: How many and at what intervals?
Patron: 1 bottle every 15 minutes.
Epic: You must select total number of bottles furnished and/or an end date and time.
Patron: #6, tomorrow 2 AM.
Epic: I will need parameters for withholding future bottles.
Patron: WTF! Never mind, just give me my beer.
Epic: Select how you want it.
Patron: Huh!?
Epic: Oral, G tube, J tube, rectal, or sublingual.
Patron: Just gimme the beer! Oral!
Epic: OK… Wait! There is a best practice advisory warning!
Patron: What?
Epic: You have had a prior beer!
Patron: Just gimme the beer!
Epic: OK… Wait, you have had an adverse reaction!
Patron: And I am having one now!!!
Epic: In 2007 you had nausea and vomiting with tequila. Do you wish to override, or consult the pharmacist?
Patron: Just gimme the beer!
Epic: Please enter password.
Patron: I am out of here.
Epic: Thank you for choosing HyperSpace.
Patron: F UUUUU!!!
