BOCA RATON, FL – Medical students across the nation have been bewildered by the outrageous report that local OB/GYN Ann Hedonia is only catty on occasion, and actually is kind-of-sort-of relatively nice. Student extraordinaire Gunner McBrownnose expressed high praise, stating, “I mean, when she tore apart my history & physical of a Spanish-speaking patient I completed using only the word ‘dolor,’ she used expletives only 6 times and struck me with a pessary only once. It was heartwarming!”
Gunner McBrownnose added, “I had been bracing myself for dealing with daily episodes of rage inflicted on us by the chronically-cranky OB/GYN residents. But it only happened once, maybe twice a week. During this entire rotation, only two of my classmates were incessantly berated to the point of breaking down in tears. It’s practically a stroll in the park – a very sad and dramatic park where everyone walks on eggshells all the time, but still a park nonetheless.”
Dr. Sri-Shesh has acknowledged that when he called Dr. Ann Hedonia to offer congratulations for minimizing her abusive behavior, she thanked him “with only a minor amount of sarcasm and coldness.”
