Telemedicine Doctor Probably Wearing Shorts, Possibly Only Boxers

BOCA RATON, FL — Patients have long wondered what telemedicine provider Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram is wearing on the bottom half of his body during remote patient encounters via webcam, and an extensive Gomerblog investigative series is unfortunately no closer to a definitive answer.

When contacted by Gomerblog to ask whether he is wearing shorts or just boxers, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram remained coy by repeating “I’m comfortable.”

Gomerblog at this time does not have any verifiable, sourced leads, but rampant speculation was fueled last week when a curious patient attempted to coax Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram to stand up on camera to demonstrate the area of the pelvis being discussed at that time, but the physician instead used a screen share function and pointed the mouse cursor to a pelvic diagram.

“I don’t get why this is even a question,” said Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram. “I mean, I’m providing excellent care with marked outcome improvements for my rural patients who previously suffered due to lack of healthcare access. And I’m doing all this while sitting comfortably.”

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