Comments on: Sweet Little Old Lady Has Impressive Vocabulary of Profanity https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/ Earth's Finest Medical News Site for Healthcare Professionals Tue, 07 May 2019 09:51:18 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.3 By: Andi Chickenmom https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/#comment-48821 Fri, 24 Apr 2015 10:54:38 +0000 http://gomerblog.com/?p=10193#comment-48821 I had a cute little old lady come in for a cardioversion. When they delivered the shock she sat up and yelled “what the f**k”. Then went back to sleep.

]]> By: Sally Norton Ticaric https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/#comment-48820 Thu, 23 Apr 2015 22:05:18 +0000 http://gomerblog.com/?p=10193#comment-48820 Don’t remember her name. She was a sundowner who hid behind the door, used her call light and cracked me over the head with her cast when I entered. Spent the remains of the shift trying to sedate and restrain her. I was a student then (1970) and gave serious thought to working a cash register somewhere!

]]> By: Jane Spurrier Brock https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/#comment-48818 Thu, 23 Apr 2015 21:46:50 +0000 http://gomerblog.com/?p=10193#comment-48818 That is my final goal in life. ;-)

]]> By: CinDee https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/#comment-48774 Wed, 22 Apr 2015 12:52:52 +0000 http://gomerblog.com/?p=10193#comment-48774 my grandmother?

]]> By: Misty Jade Freeman https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/#comment-48739 Wed, 22 Apr 2015 02:23:33 +0000 http://gomerblog.com/?p=10193#comment-48739 Worst ass-whooping I ever got was from a tiny 86yo lady. Sugar diabetics are not sweet people.

]]> By: Susan Combs https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/#comment-48730 Tue, 21 Apr 2015 21:40:00 +0000 http://gomerblog.com/?p=10193#comment-48730 This is gonna be me when I retire from nursing. I can just feel it!

]]> By: Raymond Broyles McCormick https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/#comment-48723 Tue, 21 Apr 2015 15:46:08 +0000 http://gomerblog.com/?p=10193#comment-48723 I have been a nurse for 40 years…I won’t say what the men and women have said to me….nor, back in the day…what I was allowed to say back. It is difficult to deal with people in the hospital…crazy or not….yeah, I know…we don’t use crazy, but they can be….also the sundowners. Nurses have a right just as much as the patient to own respect! I have told many women that I am not their butler….you MUST Say Please….when refused…they got nothing….until they learned I am a nurse!

]]> By: Kelvin Corbett https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/#comment-48716 Tue, 21 Apr 2015 12:39:39 +0000 http://gomerblog.com/?p=10193#comment-48716 In reply to Steve Roshia Jr..

Shit…I’m laughing while reading this on a Nightshift!!!…. Think My Ex wife said something similar once… Lol!!

]]> By: David DiGiantomasso https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/#comment-48717 Tue, 21 Apr 2015 12:31:07 +0000 http://gomerblog.com/?p=10193#comment-48717 I have taken to directly quoting patients in the history when they threaten me for the sole purpose of writing “cunt” in the medical history.

]]> By: Steve Roshia Jr. https://gomerblog.com/2015/04/impressive-vocabulary/#comment-48715 Tue, 21 Apr 2015 12:19:10 +0000 http://gomerblog.com/?p=10193#comment-48715 I remember back before i was a nurse when i worked as a cna i walked into a room and saw this cute old lady sitting on the side of her bed i asked her if she was ready to get dressed she looked down at the floor and then stared at me like she was looking through me and stated one of the most epic quotes of all time “im going to kill you; and i am going to make it look very accidental”

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