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Medical Specialties as Game of Thrones Characters

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As all medical specialties try to gain control of the hospital, we’ve narrowed down who their characters are:

cardiology

Cardiology, you poor tortured soul with a horrible life. Let’s be honest, you got yourself into this.

 

Psychiatry [Ned Stark] – Let’s Face it, most of your kind do not have a good head on their shoulders. (Please tell me you saw season One by now!)
Nephrology [Petyr Baelish] – Actually controls everything, fiendishly hard to understand, occasionally insane, and unfixable” width=”700″ height=”460″> Nephrology [Petyr Baelish] – Actually controls everything, fiendishly hard to understand, occasionally insane, and unfixable
Emergency Medicine Went in for noble aspirations but you take care of the strangest of the strage. Sometimes your ER seems infested with White Walkers, you are our first defense. Also people love to tell you: "You know nothing Jon Snow."” width=”700″ height=”460″> Emergency Medicine Went in for noble aspirations but you take care of the strangest of the strage. Sometimes your ER seems infested with White Walkers, you are our first defense. Also people love to tell you: “You know nothing Jon Snow.”

OB/GYN [Cersei] – Stressed-out queen/diva having all these babies getting in the way of the Iron Throne (OR). You don’t want to run into her on a bad day. Might as well unwind again with a glass of red.
 

Internal Medicine [Tyron] – Quick witted and a strong intellect. Unfortunately you are always dumped on.

Nurses [House Tyrel] – Your greatest ally or your greatest enemy
Med Students [Arya Stark] – Not able to be left on their own, asks a lot of questions, and will probably stab you with needle” width=”700″ height=”460″> Med Students [Arya Stark] – Not able to be left on their own, asks a lot of questions, and will probably stab you with needle

 

That Nurse on the 4th Floor [Varys] – She knows EVERYTHING, has her hand in EVERYTHING, and pretty much runs the show” width=”700″ height=”460″>

That Nurse on the 4th Floor [Varys] – She knows EVERYTHING, has her hand in EVERYTHING, and pretty much runs the show

Plastics [Daenerys] – You look nice, you seem nice… but all your skills are being wasted in a far away land.

Neurosurgery [Robb Stark] – Very Noble, but one small error has disaterous consequences. ‘Crippling’ disaster!

Hospital Administrators are Joffrey Baratheon. You rule the land, and everyone hates you. You are pure evil. But who will we hate when you are gone?” width=”700″ height=”460″> Hospital Administrators are Joffrey Baratheon. You rule the land, and everyone hates you. You are pure evil. But who will we hate when you are gone?
Neurology [Sansa] – You are not the most practical person to have around, but we’re sure you’re lovely.

Pediatrics [Tommen] – You are someone easy to deal with.” width=”700″ height=”460″> Pediatrics [Tommen] – You are someone easy to deal with.
Nurse Practitioners [Stannis Baratheon] – Always fighting to be called Doctor, but no one respects their claim to the title
Pathology [????] – Exactly, nobody knows who you are.” width=”700″ height=”460″> Pathology [????] – Exactly, nobody knows who you are.
Well..

Pathology [Brienne of Tarth] -You’re at least as well-trained and skilled as everyone else, but seldom get the same respect others do; and you’re a little creepy” width=”700″ height=”460″> Pathology [Brienne of Tarth] -You’re at least as well-trained and skilled as everyone else, but seldom get the same respect others do; and you’re a little creepy

Radiology [Prince Oberyn] – Who knows what you do in the dark.” width=”700″ height=”460″> Radiology [Prince Oberyn] – Who knows what you do in the dark.
Gastroenterology [The Hound] – You have a dirty job, but you do it and by-golly you do it well.” width=”700″ height=”460″> Gastroenterology [The Hound] – You have a dirty job, but you do it and by-golly you do it well.
Hem-Onc [Samwell Tarly] – You know the horrors of white monsters multiplying out of control. Except no one believes you when you say you’ve found the cure” width=”700″ height=”460″> Hem-Onc [Samwell Tarly] – You know the horrors of white monsters multiplying out of control. Except no one believes you when you say you’ve found the cure
Rheumatology [Bran Stark] – Your insights are supernatural to most, but no one really knows what to do with them
 

Otolaryngology – ENT [Ghost, Jon Snow’s Dire Wolf] – In an emergency you go for the throat
Vascular Surgery [Ramsay Snow/Bolton] – You secretly enjoy slowly taking little pieces of your patients. Piece by piece.” width=”700″ height=”460″> Vascular Surgery [Ramsay Snow/Bolton] – You secretly enjoy slowly taking little pieces of your patients. Piece by piece.

Anesthesia [The Faceless Assassin] – Before your patients get to know you, you knock them out

Family Medicine (Night’s watch) – Some enter nobly, some are forced into it’s ranks, and most come from lands far, far away” width=”700″ height=”460″> Family Medicine (Night’s watch) – Some enter nobly, some are forced into it’s ranks, and most come from lands far, far away
Bone, cut. Hodor

 

72 COMMENTS

  38. My alternate choice:
    Pathology – Brienne. You’re at least as well-trained and skilled as everyone else, but seldom get the same respect others do; and the unenlightened often think you’re weird and kind of creepy.

  39. Brainsurgery (Robb Stark) — Able to do astonishing stuff, but just a
    small mistake and everything becomes a disaster! A crippy disaster!

  40. Ophthalmology – Daario Naharis. Will work for the highest bidder, good with their hands. Generally enjoy the finer things in life…

  46. Roose Bolton’s bastard can be Urology…cos, you know, he cut off Theon’s….

    And what about ENT????

  49. Medical students (Arya Stark) – Not able to be left on their own yet and follows you around, yet always manages to poke you with the Needle.

  50. Fam Med (knights watch) – Some enter nobly, some are forced into its ranks, and most come from lands far, far away

    Vascular Surgeons – Ramsay Snow – slowly removing pieces of their patients, and creepily enjoying it

    Dentists – Stannis Baratheon – Always fighting to be called Doctor, but no one respects their claim to the title

  51. Bran Stark is rheumatology: you insights are supernatural to most, but no one really knows what to do with them.

  54. Rheumatology [Davos Seaworth] – Got a patient who’s way too stiff or has gone crazy with inflammation? You’re probably the only one who can handle him

    Hematology-Oncology [Samwell Tarly] – You know the horrors of white monsters multiplying out of control. Except no one believes you when you say you’ve found the cure.

  55. This is twice in one week where something in my life has been compared to Joffrey. First it was Big 10 schools (tOSU) and now the ED. This does not bode well for me.

  60. The Spider should have been Urology. Cut wrong and it will still work but it isn’t appreciated by anyone. Plus you can cause holy hell anytime anything obstructs you.

  61. Oh this is so true! Family Medicine is definitely the totally underappreciated Watcher on the Wall. Thanks for giving psych Ned Stark – the ED has it in for us.

  62. Family
    Medicine [Men of the Night’s Watch] — There are some really good ones and
    some really bad ones. Used to be highly respected but now can’t get
    any respect. First line of defense.

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