CHARLOTTE, NC – Charlotte mom Sarah Catherine Murdoch, 34, was delighted to make a new friend after striking up a conversation with another patron at an area Botox clinic last week. She found 35-year-old Madeline Grace Thompson to be bubbly, receptive, and full of similar views. It was as if the pair was actually a set of twins separated at birth.
“We both drive white Mercedes SUVs, we both have husbands named Scott who are bank executives, we both have two kids, and we were in the same sorority, but at different colleges,” Murdoch explained.
The similarities didn’t end there for the two. “It turns out that both of us did extensive research on Google and decided not to harm our children with repeated injections of dead virus and bacteria components mixed with numerous preservatives and other toxins. Big Pharma is making billions by poisoning American kids, and we both took the time to educate ourselves and make an informed decision.”
Murdoch was then called back to the treatment area by a nurse who proceeded to inject the muscles of her face with a potent nerve toxin produced by deadly bacteria in a drug company’s factory.
classic!
Nicki Mabe Goodwin this is the one I meant to tag you in
Jajaja es un blog satírico que está genial!! Entra, te gustará!
Y lo que me intriga más… Cómo has llegado a este articulazo de blog?
Aysssss, seguro que quieres trolear un poquito. En serio, ¿quién escribe estas mierdas?
Diego García
Kristen Pancakes I found this hilarious!
If its sacred then then use it to save yours or yoyr childs life.
It has nothing to do with toxins. They don’t transfer blood BC they think its sacred.
Don’t think anti-vaxers are smart enough to recognize sarcasm.
Oh the irony of it all – and the pathetic ignorance!
Bernard! Sam!
Just googled botox. In fact, 2 ng will kill you. So one ounce will kill 15 billion people – everybody in the world can get TWO lethal doses each from one ounce! :-)
In a couple of words, HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
Irony
Hilarious! I am not an expert, but isn’t botox the most poisonous toxin around? Like, an ounce will kill a decent sized city…?
Totally. Not to mention all that acetone and formaldehyde in nail polishes (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
Weeeell, Botox is a natural toxin as you now, au contraire vaccines are made by oscure scientist in underground labs and the strain contains brain controlling DNA. LOL!
Tell that to the ones that didn’t get polio
Leanne Miller a bit of satire to liven your evening.
I be injected Jehovah witnesses with botox and fillers and they’ve had breast implants. But don’t transfuse them etc if they’re dying. SMH
Bahaha!
Anthony Lantz
This is a satire blog. Cmon.
You never know these days with some of the articles and “research” that anti-vaccine advocates post.
Ya think?
Careful now…some of us appreciate our Botox just as much as we do vaccines!
Lol
Jessie Shields
Haaa!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………..’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jana Lincoln Hill, you’ll appreciate this one… FYI gomerblog is the medical equivalent of the Onion.
I hope this is a joke.
Haha
LOL!!!
Ha!