DISNEYLAND, CA – Joining princesses Ariel, Cinderella, Tinker Bell and Bella, Disneyland in California has just introduced its latest: Princess Rubella.  Visitors to Disneyland were said to be charmed by the new princess’s notable facial features including a red maculopapular rash and pearly white congenital cataracts.

Disneyland representative Pam Demic stated, “In a recent attempt to reduce our negative public image we wanted to introduce a new princess that would bring people to appreciate these nearly-eradicated diseases.”  Pam Demic termed this new park experience “Meet Miss Rubella” going by the clever label MMR.

The new princess exhibit will be featuring live virus carriers as princess actors.  When asked her thoughts on the new park experience Jenny McCartwheel responded, “With the growing popularity of building natural immunity, I’m thrilled to hear that Disneyland will be using real actors with all-natural rubella, making it a fun and child-friendly way to acquire these diseases!”

Disneyland marketing representatives hope to play off the recommendations of the American Academy of Pediatrics and CDC recommendations that children receive an “MMR.”  Ms. Demic asked, “Why get a plain boring MMR when you can actually Meet Miss Rubella and get it that way?”

The CDC could not be reached for comment as they have long given up on humanity and are investing resources to fight zombies in the future.