The list is out, the critics have weighed in, and of course a list was generated. The TOP MEDICAL PRACTICES of 2016 are here. So let’s kick them off:
5: Mayo Clinic – As you know Earth’s Finest Medical News Site reported that the Mayo Clinic was #1 after their bitter rivals, Cleveland Clinic, came out anti-vax. This story is ‘technically’ true if you consider traditional hospitals. As you will see this list includes every clinic in the world.
4: Google – Yup, if you just Google your disease and/or symptoms that is MUCH better than going to a dumb ‘hospital’ like even the ‘Mayo Clinic.’ Thousands of people treat their own heart attacks and sepsis just by Googling. If it wasn’t for the Big Pharma, government conspiracy, all the hospitals would be bankrupt and you could just treat yourself.
2: Ancient Chinese Medicine – What tops all modern medicine? How about an herb derived from ancient Chinese medicine! The culture that brought us glasses, gunpowder, and silk must surely be superior to gene transcription and mass spectrometers. If you can find anything used by these ancient Chinese Doctors it will be superior to any modern medication or procedure with ZERO side effects, because nothing natural has ever hurt anyone. So get your mortar and pestle and lets grind some plants!