Millions of Men are Getting Bactrim for Summer

With summer here a new trend is sweeping the nation among Mediterranean-descent men: Bactrim. When we looked into this odd trend, via google search, we were shocked at the results. WebMD says that Bactrim is “used to treat a wide variety of bacterial infections (such as middle ear, urine, respiratory, and intestinal infections).” Wow. What disease is running though this hirsute population that would cause many to participate in Bactrim?

Before and AFTER Bactrim

“If their hair follicles are getting infected this is NOT the ideal antibiotic,” Dr. Nolan Morse, an ID specialist, told Gomerblog. “Bactrim is not for everyone and shouldn’t be taken lightly.”

One thing is obvious is that many users of Bactrim have lost all their hair on the posterior aspect of their torsos. We will update as this story develops.

 

 

Lord Vincent Lockwell, a medival surgeon, started Gomerblog in 1388. He went for a walk in the alps to get away from the bubonic plague in what is now considered southren Germany when a tragic acident occured. The avalanche did not kill him but froze him for over 500 years. He was thawed and now continues to report on medical news.
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