SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Catering to the very specific niche of passengers needing rides to and from their plastic surgery appointments, Lyft’s new offshoot rideshare app FaceLyft opens for business today to much abuzzed fanfare.  It is a much-welcomed addition to the health care rideshare community, whose options are limited only to waaaaambulances, pneumatic tube systems, and UberGURNEYs.  Though this app only proves beneficial for patients looking to undergo breast augmentation, liposuction, or botox injections, other patients are hoping FaceLyft’s presence forces greater competition in the patient rideshare industry.  They indeed may be right as rumors of UberPLACEMENT for gomers and Lyftweights for orthopedic appointments are slowly gaining heft.