In light of the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic and the need for social distancing, your department announced today that all future didactics will be conducted remotely via Jerkmate.com.
“This is a challenging time to be a physician,” declared a memo from your department chairperson. To support this initiative they then cited numerous local, state and federal decrees to avoid gathering in groups, as well as the recently reported incidents of hacking on networking sites, such as Zoom.
“Education is now more important than ever. Our staff and residents must be kept abreast of the rapidly changing Covid-19 guidelines and the latest treatment algorithms per the CDC and FDA. But, this must be accomplished while minimizing both infectious and privacy risks. The safety of our personnel was the key factor in this decision.”
The memo then referenced a departmental poll that showed enthusiastic support for the initiative from every single male attending and resident.
