Daenerys Still Waiting on Prior Authorization to Conquer Westeros

DRAGONSTONE, WESTEROS – Daenerys Targaryen, or the Queen of Dragons, is still waiting on prior authorization to conquer Westeros and rule the Seven Kingdoms.  “I put the request in last season and still I haven’t heard,” Daenerys said.  Initially denied, a peer-to-peer was set up to help expedite the invasion authorization.

Daenerys said during the peer-to-peer talk the other “peer” had zero experience uniting the Seven Kingdoms much less combat experience.

“So infuriating,” Daenerys told reporters.  “They are unsure if I can take Kings Landing but did state I could invade Casterly Rock.  I never even asked for Casterly Rock!”

Fans, Unsullied, Dothraki, and Daenerys will have to wait for this stinkin’ prior authorization to come through.