Boston, MA– Belinda Fonzarelli has spent the last 38 years working as a nurse in the greater Boston area. She’s wiped butts, pushed meds and lifted patients twice her body weight more times than she can remember.
Now as she nears the end of her career, she’s realizing that her retirement account is adequate for a meager lifestyle but inadequate for supporting the lavish retirement a nurse with her duration of service deserves.
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Acknowledging that hitting the Powerball isn’t a real likely possibility, Fonzarelli has started looking for money making opportunities around work. Specifically looking for a lawsuit to fall on.
“I don’t care if it’s an icy sidewalk, a wet floor, cords laying across the OR, or even a minimally uneven staircase. All I need is an excuse to fall and blame it on the hospital so that mama can get paid,” Fonzarelli told Gomerblog.