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The Difference Between a Pianist and a Penis

In this series, Gomerblog delves deep into two things often mistaken for one another ...

In Move To Further Gender Equality, HERpes To Be Renamed HIMpes

With the gender specific city code revolution ongoing in Berkeley, California, the landscape of ...

ENT Docs Vote Unanimously to Drop the Nose, Will Only Treat Ear & Throat

ALEXANDRIA, VA—In a move that has left many speechless, the board of directors of ...

Unprepared Patient Cramming for Tomorrow’s Rectal Exam

AUBURN, AL – Forever the procrastinator, nervous and unprepared patient Johnny Sanders has started ...

Badass Surgeon Performs Whipple While in Tuxedo

AUSTIN, TX – The bar for badassery has been raised a notch, so surgeons ...

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Orthopods Reclassified as Bromo Sapiens

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In their first update in nearly two years, the American Taxonomy ...

Breaking: Patient with Paper Cut Made DNR

MIAMI, FL – Telling her patient that death is imminent in these situations, a ...