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Black Cloud Begs On-Call Meteorologist for Help

NEW HAVEN, CT – Finding herself underdressed & underprepared for this torrential downpour of ...

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Pharmacists Reassure Worried Public They’ll Never Run Out of GoLytely

BRAINTREE, MA—From antibiotics to analgesics and anesthetics to ACLS drugs, there is an underreported ...

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Breaking: Standardized Patient Leaves AMA

TALLAHASSEE, FL – Standardized patient Lily Huron has left against medical advice (AMA) once ...

Red Sharps Containers Replaced by Magic Sword Boxes

MAGIC CITY, ID—If you’ve been at Magic City Medical Center recently, you may have ...

Anti-Vaxxers Uncertain How to Feel About New Autism Vaccine

"If there is a vaccine that big pharma claims will prevent autism, its probably ...

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Skilled Phlebotomist Draws Blood from Aorta

NASHVILLE, TN – Warned ahead of time that the patient was a notoriously difficult ...

Tom Brady Suffers Congestive Arm Failure

Foxborough, MA – In a shocking development that could spell the end of his ...

Electronic Prescriptions Now Available in Illegible Doctors’ Font

WASHINGTON, DC—Pharmacists beware! The newest Electronic Health Record/e-Prescribing systems are being programmed to send ...

That’s So Mean: Hospital Kitchen Sends NPO Patients Empty Tray

North Portland, Oregon—The defiance of an NPO order, whether intentional or accidental, may have ...