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Nation to Vote on Which Celebrity to Sacrifice to COVID19 Gods

Who will you vote to eliminate; Miley Cyrus, Malone Post, Kanye West, or all ...

CDC Now Recommends Using Baby Diapers for PPE

ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control has issued a statement recommending that ...

Surgeon General Creates Downloadable ‘Home ECMO’ PDF

As COVID-19 continues to spread through the population, we are increasingly finding the availability ...

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In Effort to Contain Coronavirus, CDC Urges Americans to Abstain from Breathing for 2 Weeks

ATLANTA, GA—Citing the effectiveness of sex abstinence in preventing sexually-transmitted infections like HIV, the ...

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Administrators Volunteer To Screen Patients During Pandemic

After spreading the CDC’s gospel for healthcare workers exposed to COVID-19 and lacking face ...

NASA: Mars Rover Tests Positive for Coronavirus

PASADENA, CA – In breaking news to Gomerblog, NASA has announced that Mars rover ...

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CDC Guidelines Using Pathologists as Model for ‘Extreme Social Distancing’

ATLANTA, GA – With point of care testing for SARS-CoV-2 drastically lagging behind patient demand, ...

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Orthopod Launches BroFundMe to Find a Cure for COVID-19

Denver, CO – With elective surgeries being cancelled across the country, orthopedic surgeons have ...

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COVID-19: Anesthesia Amazed They Haven’t Been Blamed for Any of This

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Pandemic coronavirus, COVID-19. Hundreds of thousands infected. Sports suspended. Nations on ...