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DALLAS, TX – Unable to visualize any cardiac images let alone make any useful ...

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Breaking: NASA Finds Parallel Universe Containing All Our Missing Pens

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has discovered all of ...

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New Apgar(t) Score to Check Troponins 1 & 5 Minutes After Birth

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) is modifying the ...

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Redacted Mueller H&P Omits All But Family History & Chloride Level

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A redacted version of Robert S. Mueller III’s highly-anticipated history & ...

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The Difference Between Staff & Staph

Over the past several weeks, Gomerblog has observed an uptick in medical documentation mishaps ...

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Breaking: Tooth Numbers Replaced By Emojis

CHICAGO, IL – In a long overdue update to its tooth chart, the American ...

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New ACTH Stim Test Measures Serum Cortisol Every Minute

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today new guidelines released by the Endocrine Society (ES) encourage modification ...

Chiropractic Neurologist Unable to Identify Brain on MRI

BROOKLINE, MA – Michael Lavish spent 4 years in college and 30 months in ...

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Bed Control Totally Out of Control

BOSTON, MA – Bed Control at Massachusetts Captain Hospital (MCH) is “totally out of ...

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Anesthesia Goes on the Offensive & Blames Everybody Else

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Throwing away the old blueprint of simply accepting the blame, Anesthesia ...

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