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The Truth Comes Out: Wound Care Team Actually Doesn’t Care About Wound

MOUNT LAUREL, NJ – Brace yourselves, a long-assumed notion once held about a certain ...

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M.D. on World-Record Pace of 15 Audible Sighs Per Minute

BOSTON, MA – It’s not uncommon for any person in health care to be ...

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Op Note: ‘Successful Despite Complete Blood Loss’

BIRMINGHAM, AL – With the exception of complete and total blood loss, today’s routine ...

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Study: The Average Doctor Moves at 73 Miles Per Hour

BOSTON, MA – A new study published in the New England Journal of Things ...

Surgical Residency disassembled after Intern fills out ACGME survey

On Monday, 40 surgical residents from the prestigious Hospital for Ultimate Surgery found themselves ...

Resident Wins Extra Shift for Violating Duty Hours

Tampa, FL – Calling the eighty hour work week “non-negotiable”, local Program Director Tom ...

Family of Med Student Not Sure What They’re Celebrating Anymore

AUSTIN, TX — Dale Rawlings, grandfather of Mackenzie Rawlings, attended her Match Day event ...

Surgeon General: Attorney General’s Progress Note Copied Directly from H&P

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Surgeon General Jerome Adams released his opinion in a press statement ...

Surgery on a Grape: Behind the Drapes

By now, everyone has seen the videos of the da Vinci robotic surgery system ...

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