CDC announces that 100% of the world’s population will be over 65 by 2050.
Yesterday in a stunning revelation, the CDC released a report which predicts that by ...
IT Department to design new, creative ways to lock you out of your EMR account
Regional Samaritan Hospital; Kearney NE. After a long meeting of the IT department at ...
Breaking: Penlights Extinct
CHICAGO, IL – The American Association of Physical Exam Tools & Instruments (AAPETI) has ...
Report: Cool OB/GYNs Perform Pelvics with Head Mirrors
WASHINGTON, D.C. – How can you tell if your OB/GYN is cool? Well, the ...
One-Dimensional Chiropractic Anatomist Only Dissects Vertebral Arteries
Norfolk, NE– Kim Strokemaker was only 3 months into her chiropractic training when she ...
New Concierge Pediatrics Office Won’t Turn Away Any Kids with Money
GREENWICH, CT—Piggybacking off the successful concierge medicine practices that have sprung up over the ...
New Helmet for Spleen Allows Mononucleosis Patients to Play Contact Sports
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Athletes afflicted with infectious mononucleosis, a disease caused by the Epstein-Barr virus ...
God Postpones Miracle Due to Slightly High INR of 1.6
HEAVEN ABOVE – God, Creator of the Universe, has decided to postpone His plans ...
FDA Streamlines Drug Approvals by Eliminating Cumbersome Process of Reviewing Evidence
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A new report published in JAMA (Journal Against Medical Advice) found ...
To Hide Identity from Crazed Patients, Psychiatrists Urged to Use Porn Star Names Professionally
WASHINGTON, DC—Studies indicate that of all medical specialists, psychiatrists are the most likely to ...
On a Hot Streak, Palliative Care Makes 35th Straight Patient DNR
LOS ANGELES, CA – Displaying once again why they are the most dominant subspecialty ...
Black Cloud Begs On-Call Meteorologist for Help
NEW HAVEN, CT – Finding herself underdressed & underprepared for this torrential downpour of ...
Pharmacists Reassure Worried Public They’ll Never Run Out of GoLytely
BRAINTREE, MA—From antibiotics to analgesics and anesthetics to ACLS drugs, there is an underreported ...
Breaking: Standardized Patient Leaves AMA
TALLAHASSEE, FL – Standardized patient Lily Huron has left against medical advice (AMA) once ...
Clutch: Resident Places A-Line Into Circle of Willis
ATLANTA, GA – In the same way patients can be progressively difficult sticks from ...
