Unchartered Territory: Doctor Makes Patient NPO After Discharge
DURHAM, NC – Stating that the outside world contains enough variables to make pulmonary ...
Hypocrite: Dermatologist Went to Nude Beach Without Sunscreen
OCHO RIOS, JAMAICA – The American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) is in crisis mode ...
Doctors Unanimously Decide to “Stay in Their Lane” as NRA Tweet Advised
WASHINGTON, DC – Thousands of Doctors who read the National Rifle Association (NRA) tweet ...
Makes Sense: Shouting Out “Free Bird!” at Concerts a Form of Tic Disorder
PHILADELPHIA, PA – It is inevitable when you go to a live concert: Between ...
Pathologists Find Emotional Scars Also Made of Collagen
CHICAGO, IL – A fascinating new report from the American Society for Clinical Pathology ...
Doing the Right Thing: Pilot Blames Turbulence on Anesthesia
DELTA 272 – Occasional rough patches of air during a flight isn’t uncommon, ask ...
65.8 Million Americans Offer to Donate Ribs to Ruth Bader Ginsburg
WASHINGTON, D.C. – One day after Republicans gained at least 2 seats in the Senate, ...
Hospitalist Hopes Stethoscope Fairy Leaves Money Under Pillow
ATLANTA, GA – Thinking he might get a fiver for it, hospitalist Jeff Rodgers ...
Breaking: Tilt Table All Crooked & Sh*t
ATLANTA, GA – In breaking news to Gomerblog, hospitalists, cardiologists, and neurologists at Emory ...
ER Doctor Lost in Space-Time Continuum After Switching From Day Shifts to Nights and then Back to Days
San Diego, California – In an unfortunate event last month Dr. Emmert Gencey, a ...
Paediatricians Add an “a” to Specialty In Attempt to Improve Earning Potential
Orlando, FL– In his opening remarks at the American Academy of Paediatrics annual meeting ...
Massachusetts Nurses Union Urges Mandatory 3 Nurses to 1 Patient Ratio to Boost Lagging Union Dues
Boston, MA – When Massachusetts voters head to the polls next week, the first ...
Child Mortified as Dentist Dad Passes Out Toothbrushes for Halloween
Indianapolis, IN—As the neighborhood kids all look forward to another exciting, sugar-filled Halloween spectacular, ...
Desperate Pediatrician Offers Trick-Or-Treaters Full-Sized Candy Bars for Flu Shots
Oak Park, IL – Exhausted of high flu vaccine refusal rates, and higher number of ...
NP’s Now Able to Open Aesthetic Centers Without Physician Supervision in 23 States
BOCA RATON, FL – With the recent legislative changes in several states, a total of ...
