Local Hospitalist Accidentally Writes Best-Selling Fantasy Novel While Trying to Change EMR Password
Detroit, Michigan – Just last week, local hospitalist Dr. Blake Harrison came across a ...
BREAKING: Resident Answers “Yes” When Third-Year Medical Student Asks if They Can Help With Anything Else
Chicago, Illinois – It was approximately 4:15 PM last Tuesday when Clark Gunnerson, a ...
Need to renew your ACLS? New interactive code blue simulator, “resusci-asshole” yells obscenities at you
It’s that time again. Time for you to buck up and go get your ...
Middle School Dance put on Contact Precautions
Following the shocking display of “grinding” at last Fall’s Homecoming dance, local Gandy Middle ...
Curious Med Student Smells Finger After Digital Rectal Exam
Harvard Medical School, BOSTON – At the nation’s most prestigious medical school, students were ...
Three Tips for Female Physicians
Hello, my name is Dr. Sassy McSnark. Although I am frequently confused for a ...
Buried placenta grows baby tree
Philadelphia, PA – Local health practitioners were stumped yesterday when local soccer mom (and ...
Everyone, we mean EVERYONE, Bored at Tumor Board
With each additional minute that Dr. Parathyrus struggled to log into PACS, the feeling ...
Optometrist, Ophthalmologist to Duke it Out at Flagpole at 3 PM Tomorrow
CHICAGO, IL – With many in health care wondering if this is the apotheosis ...
Off-Service Intern Writes Pulitzer Prize Winning Provider Note While EM Resident Sees Thirty Patients
“I just want to get the voice right,” said brand-new internal medicine resident Dr. ...
Increased Consults for “Cold Extremities” Occurring During Snowstorm, ER Docs Puzzled
Jersey City, NJ—a shortage of vascular surgeons has been discovered in the north- east ...
Not Quite: Intern Claims Champagne Tap After Sticking Bottle of Moët & Chandon
BOSTON, MA – An intern’s initial excitement was quickly reeled in after his team ...
Sundowning to be Referred to as Moonupping from Hereonin
LOS ANGELES, CA – The American Academy of Naming Medical Things (AANMT) has issued ...
In Response to High Demand, Ensure Now Available in Keg Form
LAKE BLUFF, IL – You spoke and they listened: Abbott Laboratories, maker of nutritional ...
Breaking: Consultant Called for Non-Urgent Consult at Reasonable Hour
NASHVILLE, TN – First-year infectious diseases fellow Lena Burke burst into tears of joy ...
