The Truth Comes Out: Wound Care Team Actually Doesn’t Care About Wound
MOUNT LAUREL, NJ – Brace yourselves, a long-assumed notion once held about a certain ...
M.D. on World-Record Pace of 15 Audible Sighs Per Minute
BOSTON, MA – It’s not uncommon for any person in health care to be ...
Op Note: ‘Successful Despite Complete Blood Loss’
BIRMINGHAM, AL – With the exception of complete and total blood loss, today’s routine ...
Study: The Average Doctor Moves at 73 Miles Per Hour
BOSTON, MA – A new study published in the New England Journal of Things ...
Surgical Residency disassembled after Intern fills out ACGME survey
On Monday, 40 surgical residents from the prestigious Hospital for Ultimate Surgery found themselves ...
Resident Wins Extra Shift for Violating Duty Hours
Tampa, FL – Calling the eighty hour work week “non-negotiable”, local Program Director Tom ...
BREAKING: Ortho Intern is First Hospital Employee to Actually Enjoy Joint Commission Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Hospital administrators are up in arms due to Joint Commission complaints ...
Intern gazes into view of the galaxies in Epic home screen, ponders meaning of life
Chicago, IL – While turning to the computer to place orders on ICU rounds, ...
NEJM Bombshell: Sucks being the last admission of the night shift.
In what should not be a surprise to anyone, the New England Journal of ...
Family of Med Student Not Sure What They’re Celebrating Anymore
AUSTIN, TX — Dale Rawlings, grandfather of Mackenzie Rawlings, attended her Match Day event ...
ED Consults Vascular Surgery for “Pulseless Foot” on a Pulseless Human
Saint Louis, MO – Mr. James Rice originally presented to the John L. McClellan ...
Amazing! VA Patient Immediately Recognizes Woman in White Coat as His Doctor
In a moment that shook the entire VA healthcare system, a VA patient immediately ...
South Asian Woman Graduates from Med School, Becomes Another Doctor Her Parents Won’t Listen To
DALLAS, TX — Mr. and Ms. Rajan celebrated this weekend as their daughter Vaishnavi ...
Surgeon General: Attorney General’s Progress Note Copied Directly from H&P
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Surgeon General Jerome Adams released his opinion in a press statement ...
Surgery on a Grape: Behind the Drapes
By now, everyone has seen the videos of the da Vinci robotic surgery system ...
