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Johnson & Johnson Doubles Down With 100% Asbestos Baby Powder

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ – Despite stocks plummeting 11% after a Reuters report claimed the ...

asteroids hemorrhoids

The Difference Between Asteroids & Hemorrhoids

In this series, Gomerblog helps health care professionals compare and contrast two entities that ...

Totally Unclear Murky Liquid Diet

Patient Put on Totally Unclear, Very Murky Liquid Diet

AUSTIN, TX – Seeking to ruffle some feathers by going against the usual progression ...

FDA Approves of the Administration of Food & Drugs

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Citing numerous benefits such as satiating hunger, prolonging life, and treating ...

Next-Generation Robotic Simulation Patients to Contain Real Humans

After years of experience building advanced robotic simulation patients, The SimCenter of America design ...

Emotional Support Animals in the Hospital Setting

Emotional support animals are well known and documented among hospitalized patients. Up until now, ...

Differentiating ACLs from ACLS: A Primer

Globo Gym, MA – Like most orthopods, I know a lot about ACLs. Unfortunately, ...

Mix-Up Gives Alcoholic Patient Banana Bread, Not Banana Bag

MARIETTA, GA – An inpatient pharmacy mix-up has led to a patient with alcohol ...

Doctor returns borrowed pen

On rounds today in the surgical ICU, a heretofore-unseen humanitarian act was performed: an ...

Oral-B Releases First Ever Toothbrush/Vibrator: the OralG

Amsterdam, Holland – Proctor and Gamble has unveiled their newest innovation in oral and ...

Hospital Replaces Inpatient Beds with Bathtubs Full of Ultrasound Gel

Philadelphia, PA– Following an unexpected announcement from executive leadership, the Hospital of the University ...

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