Johnson & Johnson Doubles Down With 100% Asbestos Baby Powder
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ – Despite stocks plummeting 11% after a Reuters report claimed the ...
The Difference Between Asteroids & Hemorrhoids
In this series, Gomerblog helps health care professionals compare and contrast two entities that ...
Patient Put on Totally Unclear, Very Murky Liquid Diet
AUSTIN, TX – Seeking to ruffle some feathers by going against the usual progression ...
Inevitable Really: Batman Diagnosed with Histoplasmosis
GOTHAM CITY – Saying that it is pretty remarkable that he even went this ...
FDA Approves of the Administration of Food & Drugs
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Citing numerous benefits such as satiating hunger, prolonging life, and treating ...
Next-Generation Robotic Simulation Patients to Contain Real Humans
After years of experience building advanced robotic simulation patients, The SimCenter of America design ...
Emotional Support Animals in the Hospital Setting
Emotional support animals are well known and documented among hospitalized patients. Up until now, ...
Differentiating ACLs from ACLS: A Primer
Globo Gym, MA – Like most orthopods, I know a lot about ACLs. Unfortunately, ...
Mix-Up Gives Alcoholic Patient Banana Bread, Not Banana Bag
MARIETTA, GA – An inpatient pharmacy mix-up has led to a patient with alcohol ...
Doctor returns borrowed pen
On rounds today in the surgical ICU, a heretofore-unseen humanitarian act was performed: an ...
Medical center repurposes hospital clowns to act as clinical exam chaperones
In an attempt to adjust to the diminishing enthusiasm of sick children for clowns, ...
Massachusetts Physician Now 8 feet Tall Thanks to 80 Physician Extenders!
Newton, MA – Dr. Joe Sefrusso was one of the smaller kids in his ...
Oral-B Releases First Ever Toothbrush/Vibrator: the OralG
Amsterdam, Holland – Proctor and Gamble has unveiled their newest innovation in oral and ...
New DSM to classify hearing a diastolic murmur as an auditory hallucination
Dubuque, Iowa – following a growing number of reports on the deteriorating mental health ...
Hospital Replaces Inpatient Beds with Bathtubs Full of Ultrasound Gel
Philadelphia, PA– Following an unexpected announcement from executive leadership, the Hospital of the University ...
