New Apgar(t) Score to Check Troponins 1 & 5 Minutes After Birth
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) is modifying the ...
Clinically-Depressed Resident Not Flexible Enough for Yoga
TAMPA, FL – In a sad and tragic turn of events, local resident doctor ...
Redacted Mueller H&P Omits All But Family History & Chloride Level
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A redacted version of Robert S. Mueller III’s highly-anticipated history & ...
The Difference Between Staff & Staph
Over the past several weeks, Gomerblog has observed an uptick in medical documentation mishaps ...
Breaking: Tooth Numbers Replaced By Emojis
CHICAGO, IL – In a long overdue update to its tooth chart, the American ...
New ACTH Stim Test Measures Serum Cortisol Every Minute
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today new guidelines released by the Endocrine Society (ES) encourage modification ...
Chiropractic Neurologist Unable to Identify Brain on MRI
BROOKLINE, MA – Michael Lavish spent 4 years in college and 30 months in ...
Bed Control Totally Out of Control
BOSTON, MA – Bed Control at Massachusetts Captain Hospital (MCH) is “totally out of ...
ICU Signout: ‘Codes Every Few Minutes, But Otherwise Stable’
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – During signout for the patient transferring out of the medical ...
Anesthesia Goes on the Offensive & Blames Everybody Else
SCHAUMBURG, IL – Throwing away the old blueprint of simply accepting the blame, Anesthesia ...
Intern Inadvertently Orders Negative Pressure Ventilation; Patient Placed in Iron Lung
DALLAS, TX – While placing orders on rounds, intern TooMany Orders clicked over to ...
Hospital Administrator Accidentally Touches Patient
BOSTON, MA – Massachusetts General Hospital Vice President for Floor Nurse Oversupervision, Michael Huffenstuff ...
New Updated Hippacratic Oath for 2019
I swear by ICD-10 the Code, by Epiclepius the Record Keeper, by Hygienia in ...
Bored Anesthesiologist Randomly Intubating Patients on Floor
HOUSTON, TX – Finding it to be a particularly slow day in the operating ...
Study Concludes That Anyone Who Understands Acid-Base is a Big, Fat Liar
BOSTON, MA – A landmark study in the latest issue of the Old England ...
