Breaking: Penlights Extinct

CHICAGO, IL – The American Association of Physical Exam Tools & Instruments (AAPETI) has ...

Report: Cool OB/GYNs Perform Pelvics with Head Mirrors

WASHINGTON, D.C. – How can you tell if your OB/GYN is cool? Well, the ...

One-Dimensional Chiropractic Anatomist Only Dissects Vertebral Arteries

Norfolk, NE– Kim Strokemaker was only 3 months into her chiropractic training when she ...

New Concierge Pediatrics Office Won’t Turn Away Any Kids with Money

GREENWICH, CT—Piggybacking off the successful concierge medicine practices that have sprung up over the ...

New Helmet for Spleen Allows Mononucleosis Patients to Play Contact Sports

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Athletes afflicted with infectious mononucleosis, a disease caused by the Epstein-Barr virus ...

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God Postpones Miracle Due to Slightly High INR of 1.6

HEAVEN ABOVE – God, Creator of the Universe, has decided to postpone His plans ...

Black Cloud Begs On-Call Meteorologist for Help

NEW HAVEN, CT – Finding herself underdressed & underprepared for this torrential downpour of ...

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Pharmacists Reassure Worried Public They’ll Never Run Out of GoLytely

BRAINTREE, MA—From antibiotics to analgesics and anesthetics to ACLS drugs, there is an underreported ...

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Breaking: Standardized Patient Leaves AMA

TALLAHASSEE, FL – Standardized patient Lily Huron has left against medical advice (AMA) once ...

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