Hospitalist Washes Car with Alcohol-Based Foam
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OR Shutdown Enters Third Week as Drape Wall Dispute Remains Deadlocked
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Framingham Heart Study Researchers Release New Risk Score Abacus
FRAMINGHAM, MA – Boasting that it will be easier than ever to estimate the ...
Victory: Anesthesia Solves Every Last Sudoku on Earth
SCHAUMBURG, IL – Citing today as unequivocally the greatest day in the history of ...
Teamwork at its Finest: Surgeons Successfully Divide Meatball Sub in Three
COOKEVILLE, TN – An a dazzling display of what can be achieved in an ...
SOL: In-Flight Emergency Medical Kit Just Contains Bicarb
DELTA 1342 – Well, I hate to break this news to you, especially since ...
Pushing the Limits: GI Passes Colonoscope from Anus to Mouth
NEW YORK, NY – In a story illustrating the importance of persistence and perseverance, ...
Ultra Breaking News: Patient Doesn’t Want Turkey Sandwich
NORFOLK, VA – Gomerblog brings you a startling development: A patient hospitalized at an ...
CDC Predicts 2019 New Year’s Resolution Noncompliance Rate of 100%
ATLANTA, GA – First, the Centers of Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) wants to ...
Urologist Anxiously Awaits Cryptorchid Ball Drop
SAN DIEGO, CA – Local Urologist, Aric Triwenga MD, has an eccentric tradition that ...
100,000,000 Miles Later: Santa Diagnosed with Acute Pulmonary Embolism
NORTH POLE – Santa pulled off another successful Christmas for children around the world ...
Breaking: U.S. Surgeon General Demoted to Surgeon Colonel
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Though details behind the White House’s decision are still lacking, Gomerblog ...
