Tips to Keep Unvaccinated Kids Safe Around Vaccinated Kids
Spokane, WA- As the measles epidemic grows across Washington state and several other states ...
Massachusetts Hospitals to Restrict “A**hole to Nurse” Ratio
Boston, MA – Although a ballot question proposing stricter nurse-to-patient ratios was defeated in ...
Endocrinologist: Small Mario Suffering from Mushroom Deficiency
WORLD 1-1 – Problem solved: After a battery of tests (including colonoscopy), an endocrinologist at ...
Always Blame Nephrology
Intern: Patient’s BP is now 90/50. Resident: This is from pulling too much fluid ...
Nice Work, Brah: Ortho Note Mentions Horizontal Nystagmus
BOSTON, MA – Hospitalists, neurologists, and neurosurgeons at Massachusetts Specific Hospital in Boston were ...
Medical student disappears in search of the mysterious Codman Triangle
Washington, DC – Arun Matthews, a 3rd year medical student has been reported missing ...
Fisher Price to Add Thoracotomy Tools To Medical Kit for 2019
East Aurora, NY—In a press release, Fisher Price has said that the children’s toy ...
Primary Care Physician Shocked to Hear Young Male Not Presenting for Penis Problem
On Thursday, September 27th of the year 2018, Dr. Lauren Deeply Indebt received the ...
Groundbreaking: Patient Placed on Gaseous Diet
LOS ANGELES, CA – Hoping this can provide critical nourishment for someone with severe ...
Playing It Safe: Telemetry Box Placed on Tele
BALTIMORE, MD – Suffering potentially anything from low batteries to a life-threatening cardiac arrhythmia, ...
Breaking: Surgeon Removes Perforated Appendix from Textbook
NASHVILLE, TN – A general surgeon at Vanderbilt University, Dr. James Cavalier, has successfully ...
Nasogastric Broccoli, Brussels Sprouts Recommended for Children Who Refuse to Eat Vegetables
With parents struggling to get their kids to eat their vegetables, some doctors have ...
Man Cold Severity Scale (MCSS) Released!
The Man-Cold or Man-Flu can be a devastating illness for half the population. ...
Hospital Renamed “Our Lady of Perpetual Shortage”
In honor of recent supply chain deficiencies, FDA recalls, as well as loss of ...
Pilot Makes Passengers NPO After Midnight for Flight Tomorrow
ATLANTA, GA – In an effort to minimize the risk of aspiration during tomorrow’s three-hour ...
