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Hospital Administrators Consider Renaming MDs to “Morphine & Dilaudid”

Dr. 99 - July 6, 2015 0

TAMPA, FL - Following the immense success of renaming registered nurses (RNs) to “Refreshments & Narcotics,” hospital administrators at Tampa Memorial Cross Hospital (TMCH)...

Health Department Gives Parrots To Patients Who Need Reminding

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Urgent Care Trains Monkey to Dispense Z-Paks, Send Patients to ER

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Pokémon Go Update: Snorlax Found Down, Intubated

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United Airlines Replaces Oxygen Masks with Endotracheal Tubes

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Patient Goes for Record 119th Opinion

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New Concierge Pediatrics Office Won’t Turn Away Any Kids with Money

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Pain Clinic Unveils New ‘Methadrone’ Delivery

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July Interns Play Crucial Role During Cardiac Arrest by Whimpering, Sucking...

Dr. 99 - July 13, 2015 0

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New CDC Recommendation: Ignore Patients with Pain > 4

Dr. 99 - October 24, 2016 0

Things Residency Has Stolen From Me

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