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CDC: Inhale Lysol Before, After Every COVID-19 Encounter

Dr. 99 - April 15, 2020 0

ATLANTA, GA - Based on recent review of the available evidence, the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) strongly recommends inhaling Lysol before...

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Patient Bleeds to Death, Blood Bank Paperwork Completed Without Errors

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CDC Now Recommends Using Baby Diapers for PPE

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Nation to Vote on Which Celebrity to Sacrifice to COVID19 Gods

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