Three Tips for Female Physicians
Hello, my name is Dr. Sassy McSnark. Although I am frequently confused for a ...
Buried placenta grows baby tree
Philadelphia, PA – Local health practitioners were stumped yesterday when local soccer mom (and ...
Everyone, we mean EVERYONE, Bored at Tumor Board
With each additional minute that Dr. Parathyrus struggled to log into PACS, the feeling ...
Optometrist, Ophthalmologist to Duke it Out at Flagpole at 3 PM Tomorrow
CHICAGO, IL – With many in health care wondering if this is the apotheosis ...
Off-Service Intern Writes Pulitzer Prize Winning Provider Note While EM Resident Sees Thirty Patients
“I just want to get the voice right,” said brand-new internal medicine resident Dr. ...
Increased Consults for “Cold Extremities” Occurring During Snowstorm, ER Docs Puzzled
Jersey City, NJ—a shortage of vascular surgeons has been discovered in the north- east ...
Not Quite: Intern Claims Champagne Tap After Sticking Bottle of Moët & Chandon
BOSTON, MA – An intern’s initial excitement was quickly reeled in after his team ...
Sundowning to be Referred to as Moonupping from Hereonin
LOS ANGELES, CA – The American Academy of Naming Medical Things (AANMT) has issued ...
In Response to High Demand, Ensure Now Available in Keg Form
LAKE BLUFF, IL – You spoke and they listened: Abbott Laboratories, maker of nutritional ...
Breaking: Consultant Called for Non-Urgent Consult at Reasonable Hour
NASHVILLE, TN – First-year infectious diseases fellow Lena Burke burst into tears of joy ...
Breaking: Code Team Resuscitates Flatlining WiFi Signal on Delta Flight
DELTA 1554 – Progressively becoming more altered and unresponsive as the flight from Los ...
Hospitalists Run for Cover as Nurses Heave Barrage of Pages Near Shift Change
LOS ANGELES, CA – Hospitalists know the drill all too well: It doesn’t matter ...
In the Name of Patient Satisfaction, IV Pumps Fitted with WiFi
BOSTON, MA – As much as they don’t want to admit it, health care ...
The FDA, or Federal Dating Authority, has established a new system for online dating
Testing of potential suitors is an exhausting, expensive and occasionally toxic procedure. The FDA, ...
Medical Scribe Gets Doctor to Take Notes, Shifting the Balance of Power
AUGUSTA, GA – In a striking new development in the world of medical documentation, emergency ...
