Tips to Keep Unvaccinated Kids Safe Around Vaccinated Kids

Spokane, WA- As the measles epidemic grows across Washington state and several other states ...

angry patient

Massachusetts Hospitals to Restrict “A**hole to Nurse” Ratio

Boston, MA – Although a ballot question proposing stricter nurse-to-patient ratios was defeated in ...

Mario mushroom

Endocrinologist: Small Mario Suffering from Mushroom Deficiency

WORLD 1-1 – Problem solved: After a battery of tests (including colonoscopy), an endocrinologist at ...

nephrology

Always Blame Nephrology

Intern: Patient’s BP is now 90/50. Resident: This is from pulling too much fluid ...

orthopedic surgeon ortho spelling bee WBAT sticks & stones

Nice Work, Brah: Ortho Note Mentions Horizontal Nystagmus

BOSTON, MA – Hospitalists, neurologists, and neurosurgeons at Massachusetts Specific Hospital in Boston were ...

gaseous diet

Groundbreaking: Patient Placed on Gaseous Diet

LOS ANGELES, CA – Hoping this can provide critical nourishment for someone with severe ...

telemetry tele

Playing It Safe: Telemetry Box Placed on Tele

BALTIMORE, MD – Suffering potentially anything from low batteries to a life-threatening cardiac arrhythmia, ...

meatball sub appendix

Breaking: Surgeon Removes Perforated Appendix from Textbook

NASHVILLE, TN – A general surgeon at Vanderbilt University, Dr. James Cavalier, has successfully ...

PKA life insurance
Join our groups!
Check Out Your Specialty
Past GomerBlog Hits
Subscribe to our Newsletter!

medical and healthcare satire