Donald Trump’s Orange Complexion Due To Chloraprep From Last Plastic Surgery
Washington D.C– The U.S. Surgeon General accidentally revealed in a recent interview that President ...
With a Scale Outside the Room, Hospitalist Asks Subspecialists to Weigh In
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Doctor Shucks Clinical Oysters to Find Clinical Pearls
BIRMINGHAM, AL – Having concluded that the doling out of clinical pearls to new University of ...
Drug Dealers Give Up Pagers, Doctors Left As Only Group Using Them
A cross sectional study has confirmed what physicians have known to be true over ...
FDA Reminder: Baby Aspirin Not Actually Meant for Babies
SILVER SPRING, MD – Looking to clear things up to the confused American public, the ...
After Successful Renovation, New Call Room is Now Optimized to Cause Full-On Depression
JACKSONVILLE, FL – Convinced that being on-call isn’t difficult enough in its own right, hospital ...
Gastroenterologists Discover New Orifice in Armpit
In an earth-shattering discovery sending shockwaves throughout the medical community, a team of gastroenterologists ...
Why Not: CDC Recommends Adding Vanco & Zosyn to the Water
ATLANTA, GA – Finally accepting the reality that antibiotic stewardship among health care professionals ...
Donald Trump’s Orange Complexion Due To Chloraprep From Last Plastic Surgery
Washington D.C– The U.S. Surgeon General accidentally revealed in a recent interview that President ...
With a Scale Outside the Room, Hospitalist Asks Subspecialists to Weigh In
AUSTIN, TX – Several subspecialists at Brisket Medical Center have decided to weigh in ...
