Not Impressed: Cards Downgrades A-Fib to B-Minus
BIRMINGHAM, AL – Completely unimpressed by his patient’s routine ECG this morning, cardiologist Paul ...
Manual Disimpaction Gone Awry: Med Student Buried in Colonic Mudslide
PHOENIX, AZ – A frantic search and rescue is underway after third-year medical student ...
Med Student Interested In Dermatology Already Acting Like A Mohs Surgeon
On a quiet Tuesday afternoon, the dermatology clinics at GMH (General Medical Hospital) are ...
Excitement of Black Hole Image Tempered by Concerns Over Galactic Coronary Artery Disease
Last month the first images of a black hole were released to the public. ...
Breaking Bricks No More: Mario Shatters All 27 Bones in Left Hand
WORLD 3-2 – It looks like the cumulative lifetime effect of punching bricks has ...
Landmark Study: Fortnite Superior to Dilaudid in Teenage Males
POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – A groundbreaking new study conducted by CHOP (Children’s Hospital of Poughkeepsie) ...
Intrepid Med-Peds Explorers Set Out to Search for Rumored Med-Peds Hospitalist Jobs
YUKON TERRITORY, CANADA – Dispatches from the frozen north today report that a group ...
Impassable EMR Alert Demands Flu Shot For Deceased Patient
A best practice alert, recently programmed by a highly competent collaboration between non-clinical quality ...
Unable to Fix Office Thermostat, Neurosurgeon Removes Own Hypothalamus
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Talk to any health care professional and they’ll tell you that ...
ICU Hires Wardrobe Consultants to Help With Donning and Doffing of Contact Gowns, Compliance Goes Way Up
WEST JERSEY, UK – Around 90% of the patients in the ICU’s at West ...
Intern Accused of Being a Poster Whore
OMAHA, NE – Ellis Simmons, intern in the Medicine-Pediatrics (Med-Peds) program, was discovered to ...
Primary Team Finds Brutality of Neuro Exam Effective Tool to Help Coma Patients’ Families Consider Hospice
Neurology undeniably holds the monopoly to such insights as, “The prognosis following an hour ...
New More Remotely Controlled da Vinci Robot Allows Surgeons to Operate Even While Sitting on Toilet
As medical providers, we are all aware that the current trend in medicine is ...
Breaking: Orthopods Spotted in Aisle 9 of Home Depot
FORT MYERS, FL – In breaking news here at Gomerblog, a herd of orthopods ...
Study Finds No Nurses Station Exists With 1:1 Ratio of Computers to Chairs
BOSTON, MA – A landmark study published in the Just-Like-New England Journal of Medicine ...
