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Orthopod Launches BroFundMe to Find a Cure for COVID-19

Denver, CO – With elective surgeries being cancelled across the country, orthopedic surgeons have ...

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COVID-19: Anesthesia Amazed They Haven’t Been Blamed for Any of This

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Pandemic coronavirus, COVID-19. Hundreds of thousands infected. Sports suspended. Nations on ...

COVID-19: Purell Launches Dozens of Hand-Sanitizing Missiles

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an aggressive effort to mitigate the spread of novel coronavirus ...

Tom Brady Trademarks “TB x TB x TB”

TAMPA BAY, FL – Immediately after signing a 2-year deal worth $50 million with ...

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Joint Commission Riding Out COVID-19 Outbreak With Heads in Sand

OAKBROOK TERRACE, IL – In the ongoing fight against the novel coronavirus, healthcare workers across ...

WHO: Coronavirus Successfully Contained to Planet Earth

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – At a televised press conference this morning, the World Health Organization ...

“Hands Across the Globe” Fundraiser Aims to Stop Spread of Coronavirus

WUHAN, CHINA—The 1980s’ supergroup USA for Africa, known mostly for its hunger-awareness-raising “We Are ...

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Everyone in the Hospital Knew Anesthesia’s Real Name All Along

With the COVID-19 outbreak, health systems worldwide are coming up with plans to maximize ...

Nation Gives Fauci Permission to Take 15-Minute Power Nap

UNITED STATES – American citizens have given Dr. Anthony Fauci, the Director of the ...

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Da Vinci Will Be Key in Defeating COVID-19, Says No One

CHICAGO, IL – “Da Vinci will be key in defeating COVID-19,” says no one ...

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Joint Commission Inspections to Continue on Zoom During COVID Pandemic

The Joint Commision announced today that they are planning to continue regularly scheduled inspections ...

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