More excellent comics from Dr. Valenzuela!!  Follow him at Website: www.doc-related.com
Twitter: @Doc_Related
Facebook: www.facebook.com/doc.related

Other anatomy lessons:
– Anatomy of an American Football
– Anatomy of a Contact Precaution Stethoscope
– Anatomy of CT Scanners
– Anatomy of a Cute Baby
– Anatomy of the Ear
– Anatomy of a Pager
– Anatomy of a Stupid Pyxis

Other anatomy lessons:
– Anatomy of an American Football
– Anatomy of a Contact Precaution Stethoscope
– Anatomy of CT Scanners
– Anatomy of a Cute Baby
– Anatomy of the Ear
– Anatomy of a Pager
– Anatomy of a Stupid Pyxis

NEW YORK, NY – Understanding that the only possible way he can top the success of his own Broadway masterpiece Hamilton is by grabbing a book even larger than the 800-page Alexander Hamilton biography by Ron Chernow that inspired him, Lin-Manuel Miranda has finished reading the 20th edition of Harrison’s Principles of Internal Medicine and truly believes it would make one unbelievable hip-hop musical, one potentially even bigger and better than Hamilton.

The Harrison’s textbook is about 3000 pages long, but the page count remains unofficial as scores of editors have died trying to make the tally.

Gomerblog wishes Miranda success in the venture, as it provides hope to legions of internists who wish to understand what Harrison was all about and if he also died in a duel with Aaron Burr.

Please check out some incredibly funny and sadly accurate comics below!!

Dr. Peter Valenzuela is a family physician who’s worked in multiple healthcare settings in the last two decades including private practice, academics, multi-specialty medical groups and integrated delivery systems. This comic was inspired by his experiences both as a physician and now as a nationally-recognized executive who continues to practice medicine on a part-time basis. The characters are an amalgamation of people that Peter has worked with over time. He hopes these stories will help others better understand how difficult it is to provide excellent care today while balancing the demands of healthcare bureaucracy. Please enjoy the comics and feel free to reach out with any feedback or stories.

Website: www.doc-related.com
Twitter: @Doc_Related
Facebook: www.facebook.com/doc.related

BENTONVILLE, AR – In a classic example of art imitating life, a disgruntled inpatient psychiatric nurse created the now famous Angry Turds franchise of games, movies, apps, t-shirts, crocs, and mumu’s. The game is based on an ages old battle between the Turds and a gang of mutant swimming green pigs hell bent on stealing the progeny of the Turds for their own perverse uses.

Our heroes include the finest turds known to all:

JACKSON HOLE, WY – After observing thousands of signouts over the past 12 months, Gomerblog has constructed a graph depicting the mood of health care professionals depending on their role during the signout process.  If there are any exceptions to this, well, those health care professionals are weird.

At time of signout, the person giving signout is usually mentally drained and defeated.  But as that person progresses through the signout and realizes that he or she gets to go home soon and not have to think about any patient care, his or her mood brightens considerably independent of the level of fatigue.  In the case of a doctor, completion of signout is usually followed by the turning off of the pager, which nine times out of ten leads to orgasm.

As for the person receiving signout, he or she was in a good mood prior to entering the hospital because he or she wasn’t in the hospital yet.  But as that person listens to signout, which inevitably involves gomers and gomeres piled onto train wrecks and hot messes, his or her mood plummets straight into a defeated state.  The state of anguish persists until he or she gets to give signout.

What is the trick to everlasting happiness then?  Give signout on patients then leave the medical profession.  Forever.