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  • Amber O’Connor

    Jennifer J Egg and our RRT pager

  • Jack Trotter

    It is threatening, even if turned off

  • Ivy Wambui Mwangi

    LOL- wish the Xanax button worked

  • Bruce Bannerman

    Thing always gave me fits.

  • Jacob Smith

    It takes the perfect confluence of rage and timing to attain that velocity about once a year

  • Laurie Williams Hiebert

    Lol !

  • Elizabeth Danger Charles

    Just as I was reading this…. The code pager went off.

  • Derek Seib

    best is when it would spit out hieroglyphics now and then…

  • Derek Seib

    muhaha, evil bastard, that’s good… too witty for medicine, you missed your calling!

  • Farah Nasraty

    Erinn Hughes the pagerrrr

  • Sonya Addison

    I washed one once. It survived. Not a single malfunction. They really do run on misery.

  • Sonya Addison

    I can only throw about 48 mph. It was plenty of velocity to review the internal anatomy of Evil Bastard (the name I gave my pager during residency).

  • Saundra Sinclair

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  • Jessica McNamee

    Additionally all coffee in employee break rooms should be spiked with Xanax. I keep suggesting this but everyone thinks I’m joking.

  • Jessica McNamee

    They’ll just give you a new one. Believe me, people have tried. Same goes for “losing” it.

  • Jessica McNamee

    They want us to suffer.

  • Lora Ann Cullipher

    Folks still use these things??

  • Camla Ramjit

    What if it falls in the toilet bowl?

  • David Belgard

    John Luiza, Michele Tereschuk Davitt? True?

  • Gomerblog

    Damn, why are you in medicine and not playing baseball if you can throw 103

  • Leena Abu-Khalil

    Ohhh just tell me about it..i was for sometime a victim of that device paying the price of marrying a Dr…lol…now no more thank u technology (cellphone)

  • Cassie Oltman

    Lol love the green screen of death and the no battery required. The stupid things are indestructible kinda like the smoke detector on Friends!

  • Charlene Paus McConnell

    LOL! So true!

  • Kevin Tonak

    Where’s the just give it to your NCOIC display because the owner pushed every button 14 times, the battery is dead, and clip doesn’t work anymore?

  • Sarah Sally Johnson Scholten

    So true! !!!!!

  • Kristin Lewis Braun

    This is funny… So true.

  • Ginny Moullet

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  • Amy Shatto

    Lauren Cobb, this is hilarious!! Love it!

  • Lauren Cobb

    Amy Shatto lol :)

  • Jacob Smith

    What protects it from being thrown at the wall at 103mph?

  • Stephanie Wolfe Williams

    Yes! Now we know Torri Becker Reichman and Kati Reiling Knudsen

  • Susan Hobbs

    The most effective demoralizing device known to mankind..

  • Mark Foster

    Pretty right on.

  • Kelly Smith

    Now I know!

  • Georgianna Ainslie

    Oh, If only mine came with Xanax!!!

  • Andrew Tan

    That is pretty close to right on.

  • Matthew M. Roberts

    Is medicine the only industry that still uses 1980s communication devices? These are terrible things. We should just move on already.

  • Kelly Healy

    John DeCaro

  • Mary Catherine

    My pager is powered by strokes. It summons them from near and far.

  • Diane Allen

    Lol!

  • Tammy Roberts Tighe

    I will never forget that … I was like wtf? Is she for real or playing?!?

  • Diane Allen

    I sure do! The look on your face was priceless- lol!

  • Dawn Miller

    Konami code! Awesome!

  • Kevin Hicks

    If only mine came with Xanax

  • Becki Mather-Smith

    Haha!! Powered by misery!! I’m on call right now. Hoping my pager is not powered by misery tonight!

  • Shannon Tinney

    Tears of sadness! Hahaha

  • Tammy Roberts Tighe

    Diane Allen remember when u told me you were allergic to pagers!!!!

  • Tammy Roberts Tighe

    Diane Allen remember when u told me you were allergic to pagers!!!!

  • Lori Bryant

    Y’all need one of these on how to write admission orders the old fashion way….using mnemonic – abc vandalism. I was surprised that med students and young docs don’t know this. When EMR goes down.,,,,they don’t know how to write admission orders.

  • Lori Bryant

    Y’all need one of these on how to write admission orders the old fashion way….using mnemonic – abc vandalism. I was surprised that med students and young docs don’t know this. When EMR goes down.,,,,they don’t know how to write admission orders.

  • Laurie Sparks Spencer

    This helps explain that sinking feeling when the ER pager goes off for the thousandth time in 12 hour shift!

  • Laurie Sparks Spencer

    This helps explain that sinking feeling when the ER pager goes off for the thousandth time in 12 hour shift!

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