All Caught Up with Game of Thrones, Local Man Finally Decides He Should Get This Looked At

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ROANOKE, VA – Upon finishing, Game of Thrones Season 3 at 2 AM, local man Charles Cerioli decided it would be a good time to visit St. Joe’s Emergency Room.  “I was sitting there on my couch watching the credits thinking, well I got nothing to do now, maybe I should get this looked at.”

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Mr. Cerioli was referring to a “rash” on his right foot which had been present for about two to three weeks.  “It’s really been bothering me for a couple weeks now,” said Charles.  “I was wide awake from Game of Thrones ending and I thought I should get this looked at.  What an ending!”

Charles hasn’t had the opportunity to schedule a regular office appointment between catching up with Game of Thrones and True Blood.  His new subscription to HBO has really put his life on hold.

Update:
“Rash” diagnosed as gout flare.  Charles responded, “Oh, gout flare?  Yeah, I get those all the time.  Well, see you guys after Season 4 is over!”

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