Medical Residents

Seven Blunders

New battery-free pager powered by residents’ sweat and tears.

In a seemingly limitless display of fiscal ingenuity, hospital administrators have invented a battery-free ...

doctor lunch

Resident Appreciation Lunch Just Leftover Cafeteria Food

Tampa, FL – Calling the event “Historic”, and “The first of its kind”, Hospital ...

73 miles per hour

Study: The Average Doctor Moves at 73 Miles Per Hour

BOSTON, MA – A new study published in the New England Journal of Things ...

Intern Accused of Being a Poster Whore

OMAHA, NE – Ellis Simmons, intern in the Medicine-Pediatrics (Med-Peds) program, was discovered to ...

gunner med student

Gunner Med Student Sends Interns Home, Says He’s Got This

BOSTON, MA – Clearly shooting for the highest grade possible on his internal medicine ...