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Breaking: Penlights Extinct

CHICAGO, IL – The American Association of Physical Exam Tools & Instruments (AAPETI) has ...

New Helmet for Spleen Allows Mononucleosis Patients to Play Contact Sports

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Athletes afflicted with infectious mononucleosis, a disease caused by the Epstein-Barr virus ...

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God Postpones Miracle Due to Slightly High INR of 1.6

HEAVEN ABOVE – God, Creator of the Universe, has decided to postpone His plans ...

Black Cloud Begs On-Call Meteorologist for Help

NEW HAVEN, CT – Finding herself underdressed & underprepared for this torrential downpour of ...