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Easter Bunny Tests Positive for Coronavirus
BUNNY LANE – So much for getting the United States up and running by ...
COVID-19: CDC Recommends Not Listening to CDC Recommendations
ATLANTA, GA – After receiving harsh criticism for its recommendation to resort to scarves ...
CDC decides to put all of New York on a ventilator
NYC, New York – The recent coronavirus outbreak has devastated New York City to ...
Breaking: Earth’s Inner Core Tests Positive for Coronavirus
LONDON, ENGLAND – Earth’s inner core has tested positive for the novel coronavirus, Gomerblog ...
Dr. Fauci Implores We All Watch Bob Ross on Infinite Loop Immediately
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Addressing a restless and concerned American public over COVID-19, Dr. Anthony ...
BREAKING: New York City Resident Tests Negative for COVID-19
“I’ve run 753 tests for COVID-10 this week alone and this man’s test was ...
Primary Care Docs Happily Handing Out Z-Pak Prescriptions to Coronavirus Patient
CHICAGO, IL—Citing decades’ worth of experience using the drug to treat all types of ...
COVID-19 Study: Bandanas Superior to N95s, Surgical Masks for PPE
BOSTON, MA – Good news, healthcare workers: A study published in the New England ...
COVID-19 Update: Palliative Care Makes U.S. DNR
ATLANTA, GA – Accepting that COVID-19 is progressing despite all of our best efforts, ...
FDA Rejects Rapid COVID-19 Test in Favor of Slow-as-Balls One
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has rejected the first rapid ...
