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FDA Studying Bicarb in Treatment of Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Desperate times call for desperate measures. Numerous drugs are being studied ...
Orthopaedic Surgeon Spends Hours Wandering ICU Bathroom Looking for Pulmonary Toilet
NEW YORK, NY – When COVID-19 cases in Manhattan started ramping up, local orthopaedic ...
Covid and Cambria North American Tour Kicks Off with a Bang!
The new sensation that’s sweeping the nation!
CDC Now Recommends Using Baby Diapers for PPE
ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control has issued a statement recommending that ...
Surgeon General Creates Downloadable ‘Home ECMO’ PDF
As COVID-19 continues to spread through the population, we are increasingly finding the availability ...
Jealous Influenza Wonders What It Has to Do to Get Some Damn Attention Around Here
Dear Gomerblog, I’m an avid reader of your hilarious website, but lately I couldn’t ...
In Effort to Contain Coronavirus, CDC Urges Americans to Abstain from Breathing for 2 Weeks
ATLANTA, GA—Citing the effectiveness of sex abstinence in preventing sexually-transmitted infections like HIV, the ...
A COVID-19 Miracle: Jesus Turns Water into Hand Sanitizer
BETHLEHEM – Add another miracle to His already impressive resume: Jesus has offered humanity ...
Administrators Volunteer To Screen Patients During Pandemic
After spreading the CDC’s gospel for healthcare workers exposed to COVID-19 and lacking face ...
COVID-19: Pretend RNs, MDs Recruited to the Front Line
NEW YORK, NY – In an effort to bolster our nation’s supply of health ...
