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Physician Strike Enters 3rd Week After Custodial Staff Purchase Embroidered Jackets
Ann Arbor, MI – Physicians throughout Michigan Medicine have continued into the third week ...
Pain Specialist Uses Ibuprofen Bottle as Substitute for Call System
Dr. Habad Malik sent shock waves through the local medical community when he left ...
CDC Reporting New Condition Affecting Residency Applicants: Email Refresh Syndrome (ERS)
ATLANTA, GA – Each fall, thousands of fourth-year medical students submit residency applications and ...
CDC announces that 100% of the world’s population will be over 65 by 2050.
Yesterday in a stunning revelation, the CDC released a report which predicts that by ...
IT Department to design new, creative ways to lock you out of your EMR account
Regional Samaritan Hospital; Kearney NE. After a long meeting of the IT department at ...
Breaking: Penlights Extinct
CHICAGO, IL – The American Association of Physical Exam Tools & Instruments (AAPETI) has ...
New Helmet for Spleen Allows Mononucleosis Patients to Play Contact Sports
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Athletes afflicted with infectious mononucleosis, a disease caused by the Epstein-Barr virus ...
God Postpones Miracle Due to Slightly High INR of 1.6
HEAVEN ABOVE – God, Creator of the Universe, has decided to postpone His plans ...
On a Hot Streak, Palliative Care Makes 35th Straight Patient DNR
LOS ANGELES, CA – Displaying once again why they are the most dominant subspecialty ...
Black Cloud Begs On-Call Meteorologist for Help
NEW HAVEN, CT – Finding herself underdressed & underprepared for this torrential downpour of ...
