Surgery

The Difference Between a Pianist and a Penis

In this series, Gomerblog delves deep into two things often mistaken for one another ...

ENT Docs Vote Unanimously to Drop the Nose, Will Only Treat Ear & Throat

ALEXANDRIA, VA—In a move that has left many speechless, the board of directors of ...

Unprepared Patient Cramming for Tomorrow’s Rectal Exam

AUBURN, AL – Forever the procrastinator, nervous and unprepared patient Johnny Sanders has started ...

Badass Surgeon Performs Whipple While in Tuxedo

AUSTIN, TX – The bar for badassery has been raised a notch, so surgeons ...

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Orthopods Reclassified as Bromo Sapiens

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In their first update in nearly two years, the American Taxonomy ...

Study: Reason For 100% of Mandible Fractures Clear After Meeting Patient

The latest study from the Journal of Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery has confirmed the ...

Concerned Podiatrist Probes Foot Ulcer Down to Aorta

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Initially concerned a diabetic foot ulcer might in fact be ...

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Patient Undergoes Successful Prophylactic Cardiac Resection

NASHVILLE, TN – A patient has undergone successful prophylactic cardiac resection at Nashville Medical ...