Surgery

Surgery on a Grape: Behind the Drapes

By now, everyone has seen the videos of the da Vinci robotic surgery system ...

urine input

Yikes: Patient Reports 1.5 Liters of Urine Input

LOS ANGELES, CA – Completely catching his inpatient team off guard, a hospitalized patient ...

Plastic Surgery Forced to Rebrand Due to Negative Association with Global Warming

Plastic Surgery has been getting a bad wrap for their association with the deteriorating ...

hypothalamus

Unable to Fix Office Thermostat, Neurosurgeon Removes Own Hypothalamus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Talk to any health care professional and they’ll tell you that ...

aisle 9 home depot

Breaking: Orthopods Spotted in Aisle 9 of Home Depot

FORT MYERS, FL – In breaking news here at Gomerblog, a herd of orthopods ...