Surgery

Black Cloud Begs On-Call Meteorologist for Help

NEW HAVEN, CT – Finding herself underdressed & underprepared for this torrential downpour of ...

standardized patient

Breaking: Standardized Patient Leaves AMA

TALLAHASSEE, FL – Standardized patient Lily Huron has left against medical advice (AMA) once ...

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Perverted Urologist Keeps Looking at Patients’ Genitals

BOSTON, MA – Now this is just sickening: Gomerblog has received multiple reports that ...

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ENT Changes Focus to Elbows, Nipples & Testicles

ALEXANDRIA, VA – Saying 2020 is finally going to be the year where they ...

aorta

Skilled Phlebotomist Draws Blood from Aorta

NASHVILLE, TN – Warned ahead of time that the patient was a notoriously difficult ...

Tom Brady Suffers Congestive Arm Failure

Foxborough, MA – In a shocking development that could spell the end of his ...

That’s So Mean: Hospital Kitchen Sends NPO Patients Empty Tray

North Portland, Oregon—The defiance of an NPO order, whether intentional or accidental, may have ...

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Eco-Unfriendly Plastic Urinary Catheters Banned, Replaced by Paper Ones

SEATTLE, WA—Following the successful mission to replace hazardous plastic straws with paper ones, environmentalists ...