Psychiatry

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Tragedy: Mr. Potato Head Takes Own Life by Jumping into Fryer

BROOKLYN, NY – Unable to cope any longer after a lifetime of hospitalizations for ...

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Psychiatrist Downsizes Psychiatry Couch to Crappy Lawn Chair

LOS ANGELES, CA – The direct result of budgetary cutbacks and an attempt to ...

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Patient Goes on Tangent About Sines & Cosines

ATLANTA, GA – Though primary care physician (PCP) Evelyn Waters asked patient Phillip Rose ...

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New Haldol Creamy Spread Added to Emergency Room Sandwiches

PROVIDENCE, RI – Health care providers are raving about a new haloperidol-based condiment that ...

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Medical Student Induces Auto-Dystonia from Over-Nodding

MADISON, WI – A new case report in the journal American College of Higher ...

Psychiatrist Cracks Tough Case: Depressed Chocolate Bunny Empty Inside

HERSHEY, PA – Noted cross-species psychiatrist, Dr. Caitlyn Cadbury, broke through a very challenging case ...