Girl on Match.com Confused Why Everyone Asks for Her Tonsilectomy Pics

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match-com-logoPHILADELPHIA, PA – Samantha Biggins who posted her new status on Match.com: “Just got my T&A done!  I feel wonderful!” has been receiving very odd requests.

“Everyone’s been asking for pictures, I don’t know why there is so much interest in my tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy.  I guess Match.com suitors are well educated and would like to see my tonsils and adenoids for science.”

Comments such as “Pics or it didn’t happen” and “Oo la la girl, I’d like to get my hands on those!” have confused Samantha.  “Why would you want to hold my tonsils after they were removed?  I guess I can contact pathology if it means a date with my soulmate.”

One suitor said, “I bet they are big and beautiful.”

“Of course they were, that’s why I had the surgery!”  This got over 100 likes.

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    Kelly Goshon

    hilarious! 2nite,an inmate was a little miffed that I didn’t know difference b/w a meth and a crack pipe. #needtowatchbreakingbad

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