emergency physician

Dear BaconSpeak Voice Recognition Software Company

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emergency physician

I am an emergent see room dock door.  I am righting to let you no how much eye am in joying your voice recognition software.  Just like your sails man promised, it is a huge time saver in the emergent see retardment.  I real member when I used to dick Nate all of my charts.  Sometimes the hypnotist would train scribe the wrong word and we wood all half a heart E laugh.  With your one door full soft wear those days are long gong!

I know our hospital minestrone is saving a lot of money with your inedible technology.  Our see E oh told us not having to pay for train diction services is worth every pen knee.  His new BM double you is proof of that!

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So thank you.  And keep it up.  I know some dock doors come plain that your over prized soft wear is a piece of sit, but I want you to no not every won feels that weigh.

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    Sonia Sue

    Pure foot king genus.

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    Eric J. Carbonell

    Several men nuts to dick tate…

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    Julie Hart

    Samantha Dunkirk, Dan Newton Family, Emily Neposchlan, Sally Erickson— I’m not alone when I diagnose “tylenolnephritis”

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    Roque Gonzales

    Too funny !!!!!

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    Has anyone used Dragon or Dragon Medical for documentation? How many are put there?

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    Ernie Rubbo sound familiar ? Haha!

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    Mrs Garnham is menopausal became Mrs Garnham is indeed a puzzle. True story.

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    Woody Coker

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    Michelle Pickens Bolles

    OMG Leah Burke Kilbane. This is how I feel every day…… And then half of my note gets erased.

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    Michelle Pickens Bolles

    OMG Leah Burke Kilbane. This is how I feel every day…… And then half of my note gets erased.

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    Marehan Nakhnoukh

    Salima Hasham LOL!

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    Marehan Nakhnoukh

    Salima Hasham LOL!

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    Kathy Shirey Rawson

    Shit! I am crying that is so funny. I can actually correct all that crap. Lololol

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    Robin Fahringer Mitchell Machajewski

    Kathy Shirey Rawson, this one’s for you! ;-)

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    Debi Isel

    I have given patients instructions on watching for Uzzi, caring for Hezbolah and referred them to insurgency. I think I am on the NSA watch list now.

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    Susan Hill Lee

    I would love to laugh over this but my husbands hospital doesn’t even have voice recognition. Hello Stone Age hospital.

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    Kimberlee Hartung Simones Barbara Brown

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    Natasha Thomas

    The product placement is the funniest, good planning :)

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    Natasha Thomas

    The product placement is the funniest, good planning :)

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    Elizabeth Rang

    Ha

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    Elizabeth Rang

    Ha

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    Kirsten Waarala

    Two fun knee!

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    Kirsten Waarala

    Two fun knee!

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    Sergei Boikov

    Hilarious!

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    Heather Bassett

    Lol

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    Matt Stone

    Looked like a standard Facebook post.

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    Sad but how true.

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    Barbara S. McCann

    That is he lair us!

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    Erin Hughes Howard

    Brittany Hall

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    Shaun Spadafora

    This is brilliant!

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    I love that there’s a dragon ad smack in the middle of this article…

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    Michelle Wegener. Did this do you out of a job?!

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    Ellen Bedard.

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    Eileen Left

    Now I want bakin.

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    Eileen Left

    Breast sounds are always fascinating to read about. The ER also apparently gave my peds patient 50mg/ kg instead of 15. Got rid of that fever!

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