Are you like me and tired of giving the same old boring explanation of the 0-10 pain scale? Spice it up by using the Game of Thrones Pain Scale!
Is your pain at:
0 – Perfectly numb as drunk beautiful Queen Cersei
1 – Like you’ve been pushed through the Moon Door. it’s a fatal fall, but the view is nice.
2 – Like you’ve been crossbowed in the groin by your LP son while taking care of some late-night business on the commode.
3 – Like you’ve had to be in the company of Lord Robin at the Eyrie.
4 – Like you’ve had a hand chopped off without even a drop of milk of poppy or dreamwine. I mean, what kind of hospital is this?!
5 – Like you’ve sailed into naval battle with strength and numbers on your side and then, WILDFIRE!! You’re burning alive.
6 – Like you’ve been ripped limb from limb by a direwolf.
7 – Like you’ve been starved and left to rot with fever from a festering leg wound but kept alive by a trickle of water and promise of release only to lose your head at the whim of a pre-pubescent king.
8 – Like you’ve been stabbed and decapitated at a wedding, a wolf’s head mounted on your headless body. What about guest right? Now that hurts.
9 – Like you’ve been coronated with a crown of gold lava.
10 – Like you’ve had a scull-crushing blow from a giant in a battle you had been gallantly winning. Oh, and he sticks his thumbs in your eyeballs.
Be sure to check out Medical Subspecialties as Game of Thrones Characters.